High With My Friend And I Just Go "can I Paw At You?"

hypnotizing that tgirl until she finally admits that she’s actually really cute.

You laugh at the idea of a cognitohazard until you watch a trans girl discover HDG in real time

i think that tgirls also deserve to be treated like a butch’s plaything sometimes. in my opinion.

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

the weed that makes you horny isn’t enough. i need the weed that makes your breasts swell and start to lactate.

everytime you hear the devil on your shoulder saying "you've masturbated long enough, go to sleep" dont you listen. keep going. you can achieve nirvana just keep going

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

Discord bot that randomly decides on times for users to go puppymode and be incapable of using any words that aren't bark arf or ruff and incapable of sending non-puppy non-heart emojis

hhholyy ffuck,,,, i just had a girl over from grindr and she fucked the life out of me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 she kept calling me a good pup, was biting and scratching me all over, and eventually came in me jfjdjfjdjfjfjf,,,,,,, i think my brain has been rewired