In My Opinion, This Guy Is Just As Bad As Super Macho Man.

This guy has the hardest job ever. It's either deciding who wins a match, or getting smacked down by the boxers.

He sees the fangirls.

Can't a man get any privacy?!

He accidentally looked at Super Macho Man's ass... What has been seen, cannot be unseen. No matter how many times you stab yourself in the eyes...

I won! ...Yay...

Dear Tumblr, I'm sure some of you already know, Glass Joe is the cutest thing to ever exist. If you didn't already know, be educated. He's fucking beautiful.

The one loss that melts everybody’s hearts

To continue with the outfit thing I started with Kaiser, I think Joe would wear something like this. He's a dapper fellow, you know.

This one was too easy, but he would look smart in it 😁

Childhood dreams.

Many, many years ago, I was asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. When all of the others were saying things like "vet!" or "nurse!" I said "Little Mac!" I was one weird kid...