Hands.

Notice my small edit. I was walking through the store when I had this idea... I see punch out EVERYWHERE.

This man is so majestic. I love him.

That face tells me that he's finally given up all hope in life.

Here’s some punch out headcanons about how they all act when they’re drunk. —

Little Mac: he doesn’t drink firstly because he’s underage to drink in bars and I think he wouldn’t really want to. Might get drunk for the first time at a party from being curious and asking to try some alcohol. He gets out of hand. —

Glass joe: he changes drastically. He becomes a lot more forward and orders people about while being pretty mean. He stumbles around and stutters and starts fights. He often wakes up in the morning after to find he’d passed out on the floor with his face covered in rude doodles. Mostly Arans doing. — Von kaiser: he goes from being grumpy to having a constant smile. He’s not jolly but he just relaxes. — Disco kid: doesn’t really change. He giggles a lot and continues to dance. — King hippo: he sits with the others telling stories that no one can understand. He’ll talk for hours on end even if you have no idea what’s coming out of that mouth. — Piston Hondo: He doesn’t drink. — Bear hugger: offers to buy everyone drinks and chugs beers like no tomorrow. Him and soda have drinking contests. — Great tiger: I don’t know if he would drink. — Don flamenco: the queen bitch. Often insulting people while they are right next to him. For example, “next to joes nose, the Eiffel tower is the second biggest monument in France” and joe would face him to say “Don I am right here you know” or “and when you visit it becomes the third.” Don, being a drunk mess.. Replies o my with “…you smell”. — Aran Ryan: dear lord. — Soda popinski: he is the jolliest guy when he isn’t drunk and by god does he become even more so. He often dances on the tables and dances and tells jokes. Everyone loves going out to drink with him. — Bald bull: he genuinely doesn’t get drunk. He might become a little more angry. — Super macho man: he just he rips off his clothes… He dances and flexes and puts on a show. He also splurges out when if comes to ladies, and buys them expensive drinks. — Mr. Sandman: not a lot of difference. He just seeks a lot more. — Narcis prince: he becomes emotional and spills all of his feelings. A true gentleman doesn’t get drunk. But it really doesn’t take much for him. — Heike kagero: he flirts with everyone. EVERYONE.

The good old days

I would love to see Soda in something like this.

That. Slut.

They've GOT to be hanging around him for his money... Also, that looks like the girl believed to be Carmen hanging from his arm. Don won't be happy.

You seriously cannot get any more fabulous than this. Do not try to convince me otherwise.

Can't you imagine Kaiser wearing a jacket like this?