Someone Should’ve Have Taken Punch Out Away From Me A Long Time Ago.

Childhood dreams.

Many, many years ago, I was asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. When all of the others were saying things like "vet!" or "nurse!" I said "Little Mac!" I was one weird kid...

This son of a bitch. Ugh.

What's changed?

Can't a man get any privacy?!

Am I the only one who enjoys these cutscenes?

Seriously people?

In reality, Joe would get all the girls anyway.

That. Slut.

Such an artist...

He accidentally looked at Super Macho Man's ass... What has been seen, cannot be unseen. No matter how many times you stab yourself in the eyes...