Apollo Justice Is So Accurate As An Early-20s Person. He's Taking Whatever Job He Can Get (even If It's

apollo justice is so accurate as an early-20s person. he's taking whatever job he can get (even if it's cleaning toilets or babysitting instead of doing his actual career.) he says he's getting old when he's around high schoolers. he's constantly two seconds from crashing out. he lowkey has imposter syndrome; he definitely has anxiety. he's tired to his fucking bones and cranky like an old man, but also the biggest goofball to ever exist. he has savage one liners. no one takes him seriously as an actual adult. he doesn't understand teenage fads. he styles his hair in the dumbest way imaginable. he has a terrible sleep schedule. he thinks he's hot shit but he also beats himself up.

he's just so relatable. he's doing fine!

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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who-tf-cares-bitch

1 month ago

Toko doodles ft. Komaru

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who-tf-cares-bitch

1 month ago

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

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who-tf-cares-bitch

1 month ago

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

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who-tf-cares-bitch

2 months ago

I've had enough of this year

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fuck january fuck febuary fuck march fucking march I swear

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