I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
ive noticed a pattern...
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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
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Team Fortress, despite the various mental issues, actually is the best team Mann Co. has. But no one respects them because they've been assigned the Forever War that's specifically designed to never have a clear winner, so to an outsider who doesn't know what's up (re:Everyone), they seem incompetent.
Alternatively, fighting clones of themselves for so long has allowed them to iron out all the flaws in their techniques and strategies, so while they started as losers, the Gravel Wars turned them into masters.
I can’t make this shit up.
take me to snurch (snail church)
sexymen and trisha dont discriminate between the sinners and the saints ig
I don’t think any movie will make me feel the same ethereal sense of otherworldly sorrow and disembodied awe as that scene in Lord of the Rings where the loyal son is sent off into a doomed battle to please his vindictive father while Pippin sings a mourning song of his people
I was like 12 and high off this shit