I Don't Know Who The Fuck Censored "hell" In That Last Image, But It Sure As Shit Wasn't Me. What Is

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Gandalf in The Hobbit: You are Took and that makes you absolutely suited for adventure!

Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring: Who the FUCK let the Took come on this adventure?

i actually love when a project has me like this for a month straight

I just discovered that, at the time of this posting, I apparently have the seventh-largest number of logged hours in the Steam edition of Cookie Clicker in the entire world.

I'm not sure if that's an accomplishment, per se, but it's definitely a something.

99% of fictional empires: Evil, meant to echo the imperialistic bullshit of real-world atrocities and the horrible history of colonialism. You know it's bad and meant to be bad.

The Wulfenbach Empire, AKA the Pax Transylvania: WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE JUST STOP KILLING EACH OTHER I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE IN CHARGE I DO NOT WANT AN EMPIRE I WANT TO RETIRE AND RAISE MY SON JUST STOP VOLUNTEERING TO HELP THE LADY THAT WANTS TO MIND-CONTROL THE ENTIRE CONTINENT WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS

I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

cooking baking

i never thought i could love a game this much and then I saw RTgame play Slay the Princess one day. So when our prof told us to make a poster for our assignment guess what I immediately jumped to do.

@blacktabbygames i love your game so much I am so incredibly normal about it and I await in both anticipation and fear for the Pristine Cut

Quirked up white gamer boy X Asexual purple vtuber girl.

Deadly combo.

Be aware.