random aged-up!haikyuu!! au thoughts, where they’re all older but most of them are still playing professional volleyball: social media double dating kuroken wedding
hinata: we’re NOT getting together until you admit that IM A GOOD SPIKER
kageyama: well then i guess we’re NEVER GETTING TOGETHER!!
everyone else is torn between letting this play out because the betting pool is worth truly colossal amounts of money by now, and dying, because the demon duo needs a better outlet for all that sexual tension…bang it out somewhere other than the volleyball courts pls…the refs are watching……..
on the other hand, the news reporters are at the point where they’re willing to pay oikawa to stop talking about his sex life
on an unrelated note, iwaizumi is willing to pay anything to not hear about his sex life in volleyball news
oikawa is torn between letting the world think he’s some kind of sex god and being very lost, because he doesnt know that sex term and at this point its WAY too late to ask
(not pictured: iwaizumi trying to channel the stone for which he was named)
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And now I’m crying, and want to write fix-it for something that didn’t happen
“Do it,” Josef says, as Eli stands poised with the Hunter’s seed in hand, hesitation showing painfully clear on his face. “Before I change my mind, Eli!”
And Eli nods, and swallows what he was about to say, and pushes the hand clutching the brilliant-white pearl into Josef’s chest. He’s in up to the wrist before he checks himself and pulls back, but by that point Josef has gone stock-still, his expression a combination of shock and determination.
—
When the world ceases being brilliant-white, Nico finds Josef again. She shouldn’t be so surprised to see him bright-white and at odds with the suddenly-dingy landscape, but she is, because Josef has always been quietly ominous rather than blinding opposition.
Looking at him hurts.
She’s almost convinced herself that it’s because he’s practically shining, rather than because she is a demon, when he tears a hole in the Veil with a swing of the Heart.
There’s work to be done, he says. The Heart and I will hold off the demons. I’ll leave the rest to you, Eli.
He steps through the hole, and Nico waits for it to close, and chokes on the words that she does not want to say. She has never wanted to bid Josef Liechten goodbye.
She is just about to try when she steps halfway back through the hole.
Are you coming or not?
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“You know what this means, right?”
It’s a question that has to be asked, because she’s never completely sure if Eli knows exactly what he’s getting himself into when he takes the first leap.
This time, though, he knows, and he is still just as determined.
“Of course. Go save the world.” When she doesn’t move, he adds, “Can’t get my bounty to a million standards if there’s no world to set the bounty, after all,” and manages a smile.
“A hundred years is a long time.”
“Please. I’m Eli Monpress, greatest thief in the world, and I will steal time itself if I have to.”
He pushes her through the portal after Josef, and it closes of its own volition.
The last time they see Eli Monpress alive, he is giving them his trademark cheeky grin, and he is trying desperately to hide the fact that his blue eyes are filled with tears.
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a/n: Eli’s original plan, before the Lord of Storms provided another out, was to make Josef the Hunter. He must have known that Josef would never have done it without Nico out there at his side.
He was ready to give up everything he loved for the sake of the world.
Tell me that’s not sacrifice.
Infinity War: The ones we leave behind - 2018
My series of 10 artworks devoted to Infinity War. Note: The empty room is Wanda’s. You can see it in Civil War.
my friend, upon reading this: ‘some people cry, others just spin’
explanation under cut X)
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Allen Walker is a pretty boy ^^
When someone asks why I’m so invested in the Crows in Shadow and Bone even though they didn’t do anything plot related the entire season:
you will never convince me that Kaladin doesn’t tie his hair up before fighting or training or anything involving a lot of movement, even if it’s never directly mentioned or described. I maintain that he knows how to tie it up securely and will do it frequently. probably knows different hairstyles too! probable gender roles? what are those
I love how the Pirate King’s right hand is going to be called Pirate Hunter because it’ll be sooo confusing to the future generations… yes, the Pirate King and the Pirate Hunter went to this town in…, what, no? they didn’t have a fight, why would…? oh, no, it’s not his archenemy or an infamous marine or something, it’s his right hand, Roronoa Zoro… why is the first mate of the Pirate King is called Pirate Hunter? well, no one is really sure anymore, but the stories say… (….) and naturally, all the best stories, the stories that really persisted and got around were originally started by Usopp
If this isn’t me
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just realized I understand Luke so much because I also did everything my parent wanted from me, well beyond what any child should be expected to do, in the hopes that they'd be pleased only for them to keep asking for more and more and more and never once putting me ahead of their own desires
only difference is that I went to therapy LMAO
I identify as female with she/her pronouns. I love anything One Piece. Especially Trafalgar Law.
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