Who The Fuck Decided That Happy Endings Are Boring?? That Characters Being Happy Was Boring??? Cause

Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband (from Jin Guangyao)–3zun’s gonna run this town, tonight. ✌

That’s not a toy

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“Don’t let sacrifices be in vain, reflect later. To entrust that which can save those who are still alive.. those methods are the most important.”

Bucky: I can kill someone with anything in this room.

Peter: weird flex, but okay

Bucky: Flexing is only one of the ways.

Peter: Wait, What? Can you show me? Mr. Stark come and see this!!!

when ur in the mood for roleplaying but don’t have a roleplay partner:

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P/s: There should be a looot more, but imma lazy

Me, every time I go on ao3:

Love y'all, anyways, soul mate au where Tony has two soul marks and one of them belongs to bucky, but he doesn't know who the second one belongs to until the soul Mark on bucky changes when he's in winter mode, and it turns out bucky and winter who are 2 different people in one body end up both being tony's soul mate.

It takes every ounce of Tony’s self-control to not drop the giant, screeching bug thing he’s trying to wrangle into one of the containment units when he hears Bucky grunt and then curse right before the comms cut out. Bucky’s more than capable of handling himself—the bugs are more annoying than dangerous, anyway—but being relatively freshly bonded is still fucking with Tony’s instincts every now and again.

He finally manages to stuff the wriggling bug into a cage, slams the door shut, and quickly takes off again, doubling back towards the portal the bugs are crawling out of. Bucky’s a little off to the side, on his hands and knees, panting, but looking mostly unharmed.

“Talk to me, Buckaroo,” Tony says as he lands in front Bucky, retracting the faceplate. “What’s happening?”

For a long moment, Bucky doesn’t react, just keeps breathing hard and quick. Then he slowly lifts his head, face eerily blank, and rasps, “Unclear.”

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