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College AU pt. 1

Luffy

Studies video game design

never has a pen or paper with him

not sure if he’s passing

once brought a chicken to class because he saw it on the street and felt bad for it

Called it Amadeus

Eats in class (not Amadeus)

Robin

Wears gucci

Smells like lavender and high class

One of the best students, also the one who lends Luffy everything because she feels bad for him

Drinks her coffee black with an extra shot of superiority

Zoro

Sleeps in most of his classes

Plays sports, studies engineering

Gets into fights regularly because “he provoked me with that eyebrow of his!”

Thinks vaping is cool

Good friends with Franky

Sanji

Thinks he’s an Instagram model

Studies Culinary Art

Has hit on every single girl on campus

Never got a date

Secretly a tap dancer

Gets into fights with Zoro daily

Brags about his chest hair when drunk

Usopp

Studies Journalism

Acts like he’s one of the cool kids

Everyone slowly starts to believe him so he’s cool now

Never listens in class, would rather scribble some pictures into his notebook

Has a meme page

Helped to pick out the name for Amadeus

Nami

Studies economics

Goes to frat parties to steal things

Thinks Luffys pranks are actually funny

She always chews bubble gum

Barely has to pay for anything because she steals everything

Is known for being a hard ass partier but just pretends to be drunk and leaves after she gets everyone’s stuff

Franky

Studies engineering

Smells like coffee and sweat

He spends his free time at the gym where he posts daily gym selfies

Gets naked when drunk

Whole college has seen his dick

Chopper

Transfer student from Canada

Has an obsession with deers

Studies Human Biology and is the only friend Law has

Doesn’t drink alcohol

Looks like he’s 12

Very popular

Brook

Studies music

Has an own band, where he is the singer, guitarist, drummer and everything else

Only member of the band

Once wrote a song about a drunk girl he made out with at a party

Runs around with the same coffee cup everyday

There’s milk in it

Law

Looks like he’s dead

Smells like Monster Energy and Depression

Studies Human Biology

People think he’s a furry (Nami started the rumor)

The only time he smiles is when he talks to his white cat called Bepo

Gets mad at Luffy for passing even though he’s dumb as hell

Listens to Skrillex only

Marco

Studies Law

Replies to everyone that slightly inconveniences him with “I’ll see you in court”

Gets all the ladies without trying

Is one of the best students

Always has sushi rolls with him no matter where he goes

His EarPods blast Mozart because he is that bitch

Ace

Studies Sociology

Falls asleep everywhere, mostly next to Zoro

Best friends with absolutely everyone besides Law

Has most of his things stolen by Nami but doesn’t know

Known for stripping when drunk

No one has seen his dick yet

Kid

Studies engineering too

One of the best engineering students and people hate to admit that

People say he eats raw meat as lunch

Has once punched a tree for provoking him

Loudly tells jokes in class but no one besides him laughs

Has tried to hit on Robin since day 1

Smells like motor oil and wood

Him and Law are enemies

Smoker (professor)

Teaches classes for criminal justice

Secretly vapes behind the building

Tells stories about war

Wears the same clothes everyday, people wonder if he has any other clothing

Smells like cigarettes and old people

“Wanna see my dope vape trick?” - “Leave me alone, old man.” - *does one single ring* “dope huh?”

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"Why can't the freaks on AO3 just go and make a site for all the gross stuff and leave AO3 alone."

Because AO3 is that site. Because AO3 was that site long before you decided AO3 was better than the sites you bullied us off of before, and I can promise you if someone somehow comes up with a fanfic site you like better specifically for the 'gross stuff' you'll try to bully us off that too so you can benefit from it.

AO3's specific core purpose is to preserve fanfiction, yes, but it was also instigated as a host site for the fanfiction that kept getting yeeted off other platforms like Wattpad. Its designed to preserve all fanfiction, not just the fanfiction you, personally, think is 'allowed' to be written.

AO3 is the site for all the gross stuff the freaks make. We've been there just as long as you. We've been funding it just as long as you have. AO3 has specifically said you have a place here. The timeline was literally:

Wattpad/FF.net/LiveJournal purge fanfics > AO3 is born > The people who's fics got purged moved over to AO3 > AO3 gains popularity as the best functioning site > The people who pushed for the fics to be purged off Wattpad move to AO3 > The same people try to push for AO3 to purge fics.

AO3's source coding is open-access. You go make a polished, strict, rigid site where nothing 'icky' is allowed. You go make a site where you can control what is hosted. We already have our space.

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crowley. also pls reblog this shit it took so long. for real i made this over the course of four days.

Lawlu Family Headcanon

This is totally random, but I know exactly what Law and Luffy's kid's story would be like. Her name would be Cora, (after Corazon of course), and she would have Law's black hair and golden/green eyes and dark skin, but she would have Luffy's smile and casual disregard for the laws of reality. She would be best friend's with Ace and Marco's kid, and she would be the co-captain of the Dragon Pirates. She would have no fear of injury or death, but would dissolve into a panicked wreck anytime her makama gets so much as a paper cut. Law would try to teach her how to be a doctor, but she'd go green at the sight of organs and he would instead teach her swordplay and anatomy, because she's fascinated with bones. If he had been there, Luffy would have taught her how to play, and how to be selfish and kind at the same time, and Law would show her how not to drown in your own darkness. She would set out at 17, and fight her adopted brother, for the title of Pirate King. In the end, she's either the Pirate King, and he's the Pirate Queen, or they do a timeshare, or she beats him up until he agrees to let her have it. She has a long complicated relationship with Robin's daughter, before she finally marries her in front of the World Government. They're outraged of course, except for Sengoku, who blinks back tears as he thinks of how happy Rocinante would have been. She would have grown up on stories about her extended, not quite related family, and learned how to love with all that she is, but only those she deems worthy. Don't use this without permission.

Cover Story

Obi-Wan: [obliviously marching through Padme’s doorway while she’s in the middle of a dinner party with a bunch of Senators and Jedi] Padme, darling, it appears your husband and I used up the last of the shampoo in the shower this morn– [stops as he takes note of the giant crowd in the dining room staring at him] Padme: [almost chokes on her wine, makes eye contact while shaking her head]  Anakin: [sitting further down the dining table, mouthing the word “no”] Obi-Wan: [panicking] Uh…yes, Padme. Your…husband? Um…Dennis. Anakin: [mouthing “Dennis?!” and slapping his forehead]  Padme: [wincing, immediately smiling pleasantly as Bail turns to her in surprise] Uh…yes! Gosh, I… Mon Mothma: Well, this is certainly surprising, Padme! I had no idea you were married! Mace: [skeptical] Belated congratulations, Senator. The Order will have to send you a gift. [side eyeing Obi-Wan] What’s this about Senator Amidala’s husband and you in the shower now? Obi-Wan: Ha! No. Um. I wasn’t…not at the same time, of course!  Yoda: [suspiciously watching Obi-Wan] Padme: No, of course not…Obi-Wan…sometimes stops over here to shower.   Obi-Wan: What can I say? No one has better water pressure than Padme!  Shaak Ti: I’ve always found the Temple to have adequate water pressure, but perhaps we should have Master Kenobi’s refresher examined.   Palpatine: [loving this because he fully realizes what bullshit it is] I’d very much like to meet this Dennis, Senator Amidala. Why isn’t he here this evening? Padme: Oh, he’s terribly shy. And busy. All the time. His career is very, um, demanding. Anakin: He’s a model! [Obi-Wan and Padme throw him a look] Anakin: [chewing] Super good looking. You should see him shirtless. [holds up his fork] You’ve got great taste, Padme.  Obi-Wan: [mouths “really?!” at Anakin] [everyone looks at Obi-Wan again] Uh… yes. Although one has to wonder if all that attention hasn’t gone to his head. Anakin: Hey! [everyone looks at Anakin] I think…his ego is appropriately-sized. One might also argue that his, um, modeling mentor taught him everything he knows about having an inflated ego.  Obi-Wan: [pursing his lips] Really. Because I’ve heard his mentor is actually a very level-headed individual who often wonders how he ended up in ridiculous situations where he is being made to deal with a self-absorbed young protege.  Anakin: [scowling, through gritted teeth] I didn’t hear his mentor complaining last night. Obi-Wan: [turning red] Anakin, perhaps we should discuss Dennis’ issues with his mentor another time.  Palpatine: [smirking while pouring himself more wine] Nonsense! Tell us more, gentlemen.  Padme: [laughing nervously and standing up] Oh would you look at the time! 

A: The human body is 70% water. We’re all basically cucumbers with anxiety.

B: With the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.