Whitchat - Witchat

if u haven't noticed half of these contain a certain red cat

choose your protag..... YOU COULD WRITE A SUPER LONG META ESSAY COMPARING/CONTRASTING THESE 2 BUT I WANTED TO MAKE A SHITPOST FORGIVE ME🤧✌️

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DEBUT OR DIE NOVEL SPOILERS.

List of traumas Park Moondae has canonically given Keun Sejin:

Called him + forced him to drive his unconscious body to the hospital after he got kidnapped and nearly murdered

Imparted Keun Sejin (and Bae Sejin) with the fact that said kidnap and near-murder was done by an actual A-list celebrity who they couldn’t do anything about and swore them to secrecy

Nearly died in front of Keun Sejin

Immediately planned an activity with his kidnapper and near-murderer after waking up from the coma he was in after nearly dying in front of Keun Sejin

Ways that Keun Sejin responded to this:

Repression (his stupid no-complaining attribute is so strong bruh)

Researching surgery + constantly visiting the hospital

Eating issues

Crying

Moondae when Sejin shows the slightest hint of worry: Is he mad because he thinks I’m trying to make a solo debut???

SANSWEEP SANSWEEP

Cale simultaneously gives off the energy of a student that completes all their assignments weeks in advance, a student that procrastinates and speedruns everything the hour before the deadline, and a student that does not work but still aces every class

Yesterday I dreamed of Barbie marrying into the British monarchy after princess Diana’s divorce. The ceremony was in a Yacht club and she was running late.

Family photo

-Behind the scene-

Photographer: All right, everybody smile!

Everyone: *smile akwardly as the socially awkward person they are*

Photographer: *sweatdrop* Oook. How about you think of something fun that will make you smile.

Everyone: *proceed to show scamming smile*

Photographer: ...

Photographer in his mind: "Well, that's good enough I guess" as he shrugged and took the photo.

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And Lloyd in the whole process be like 'how did I become part of this family?' He had that face from beginning to end as he was utterly confused (≧▽≦)