STRONGER THAN (THE BOTH OF) YOU.

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if u haven't noticed half of these contain a certain red cat

D&D Character Alignment Charts for Dummies

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My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail

But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush

So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.

We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked

I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that

To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again

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Cale simultaneously gives off the energy of a student that completes all their assignments weeks in advance, a student that procrastinates and speedruns everything the hour before the deadline, and a student that does not work but still aces every class

choose your protag..... YOU COULD WRITE A SUPER LONG META ESSAY COMPARING/CONTRASTING THESE 2 BUT I WANTED TO MAKE A SHITPOST FORGIVE ME🤧✌️

Keun Sejin: [always trying to repay Moondae for the help he received] [looks after group members] [takes care of group image] [makes sure everyone gets along] [worries about Moondae] [“How heartless do you think I am? Did you think I wouldn’t care?”] [intense trauma bc of how much he cares]

Park Moondae: I need to talk to the most cold, unfeeling person in the world… Keun Sejin

Ask game: an au where All Might is Hit with a quirk that temporarily erases his memories up to the day before the sludge villain incident or so. He decides to bluff his way to the day and look for a successor without any potential bias. Then immediately picks Izuku again.

1 - All Might is surprised that he is teaching the First Years but he figures that it's because he sucks so much as a teacher he simply doesn't have the level to take care of Third Years. In any case, it's only been a year and a quick Internet research filled him in so he knows everything there is to know. But it is time to find a successor, for his time with OFA has become incredibly limited.

2 - He is first keeping an eye on the Third Year but a boy among the First Years keep drawing his attention. Young Midoriya is driven, is working his hardest to try and control his quirk, and he has every quality to become the new Symbol of Peace.

3 - All Might goes to Nedzu to ask information about Young Midoriya. He thinks he is very subtle about it why Nedzu naturally realizes on 0.02 second that All Might has some missing memories. He then trolls All Might about Midoriya being his secret lovechild. Just because he can.

4 - It takes a week of All Might both treating Young Midoriya to meals and being generally very dad-like for All Might to confirm that he was indeed being trolled. (Todoroki was living his best life during that time.) Unbeknownst to both Toshinori and Shouto, it's actually not different from how All Might is usually treating Izuku, hence why he didn't notice anything wrong.

5 - All Might offers Young Midoriya to become his successor. He is very surprised when Young Midoriya gives him a flat look and informs him he is one year too late since he already got OFA.

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

Inspired by @bardbts tweet but I made a drabble

“You look stressed.” 20-year-old Kim Rok Soo turned to his counterpart. Everyone assumed it was the one clad on the commander uniform but his eyes were on the white-haired priest.

“Why are you stressed? He’s the one with a war.” Short-haired Cale motioned to the other him that had long red hair reaching his shoulders. Cale just grunted, arms crossed, his mind running miles per hour with calculations and battle plans revolving.

“I have an image to maintain.” Priest Cale answered, not removing the smile from his face, but his lips twitched like it was annoying.

“I stole cookies from the White Star!” A basket full of cookies dumped onto the table before Naru strode over to sit on Kim Rok Soo’s lap. “Bastard keeps pestering me to call him uncle. I wanted to burn that entire room with him.”

“Why are you sitting on my lap?” Kim Rok Soo raised an eyebrow. 

“There is no space.” Naru patted his lap, already munching on a cookie. 

Kim Rok Soo just shrugged his shoulders, ignoring the empty stool in the corner, before his hand reached out to take the cookie Cale offered him.