Latest Posts by whenloveleaves - Page 6

UPDATE!! We have a # four!! Lea has another wet floor sign!!

Storytime

I have a friend who’s been collection wet floor signs at school in her locker. She’s asked pretty much everyone she knows to help her out collecting them. So far she has three.

And yes, her whiteboard does say moth.

I’m a three cup Stanley bitch boy.

-same guy

*lea tries to open bus window in winter*

T: You can’t open it! It won’t work!

*click*

T: *shamefully embarrassed looks away and mumbles* or maybe you can

Let’s call it 101 dalmatians! Yea 101 dalmatians except it’s only like fuckin 50!

-seventh grader on the bus

Storytime

I have a friend who’s been collection wet floor signs at school in her locker. She’s asked pretty much everyone she knows to help her out collecting them. So far she has three.

And yes, her whiteboard does say moth.

Is this tits to ass ratio good?

-Maggie

I am ze teddy, I have no emotions.

-t

Storytime

Today’s french class was.. weird...

We’re watching a live poem on YouTube about addiction. You know, drugs cigarettes etc etc..

Well after the video our teacher asked us a series of questions about the video, one of the question being how many lines did we think the poem have?

Most people guessed 60-75 and jokingly my friend Dès shouts out 69!!!

My teacher: yea that’s exactly it

Dès: oh shitttt!!

Teacher: why do you think there’s 69 lines guys?

*no one answers*

Me: because sex is an addiction!! (Yes I fucking shouted this in class)

Teacher: YES!

SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO THROW ME A KINDER EGG!!!

So now, a souvenir of today is my kinder egg butterfly Stan lee (rip) and Gertrude.

I’m gonna take a nap. Wake me up if a hot girl goes by.

-some guy

If you’re phone changes the word fucking to ducking just create a shortcut for the word fucking to ducking.

-t

Don’t sniff chocolate powder.

-eilish

I will stare at your crotch till I figure this out.

-Maggie

I look fresh as a daisy!

-trumpet teacher

*watches hercules*

Stella: If I was a god, I’d have a lot of sex with mortals caus I’d be good in bed ya know?

*tries to run into traffic*

Stella: theyre paramedics. They’re trained if they hit me.

*runs upstairs*

Guys there’s a gay guy in my living room!

-T

Eilish: *shows off a heck ton of money*

T: it’s so thick, thicker than me

Bisexual, pansexual, it’s the same thing it’s like being vegan and vegetarian.

-Fabi

I have a lizard, except he’s not a lizard he’s a dog

-Edeze

I have two whales.

-Eilish

Stella: That looks like Korean.

T: that is Korean.

Stella: I THOUGHT THIS WAS CHINATOWN

He needs to get over himself, he looks like a falcon.

-Vanessa

*clothes are all the same colour of olive*

Jack: I don't really like the colour olive.

Jack: I don't like this juice it's too "pineapply"

Paloma: only cowards don't like pineapple