Whenloveleaves - Lee

someone has to date me eventually right

Don’t sniff chocolate powder.

-eilish

The Good Omens book was published 10 May 1990, Happy 31st Birthday! :))

ur telling me that red flags are BAD? I thought they were good because, you know, color theory

To hell with thy capon strips.

fucking hate it when people ask what my hobbies are/what i do for fun idk dude i like standing in the river

special delivery

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

i don't need a driver's license i'm a city girl i go on the bus and pretend everyone is a little in love with me and then thank the driver while getting off like i'm a lady and it's my carriage. vroom vroom <3

*watches hercules*

Stella: If I was a god, I’d have a lot of sex with mortals caus I’d be good in bed ya know?