Lori Gottlieb, Maybe You Should Talk To Someone: A Therapist, Her Therapist, And Our Lives Revealed

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

Florence Welch is the most beautiful and talented person to ever grace this earth with her presence and no one can say otherwise

I look fresh as a daisy!

-trumpet teacher

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Deck, David Shrigley

Gay😷IRL

Don’t sniff chocolate powder.

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"so I was just stress eating my cheese curds."

-A

Storytime

Today’s french class was.. weird...

We’re watching a live poem on YouTube about addiction. You know, drugs cigarettes etc etc..

Well after the video our teacher asked us a series of questions about the video, one of the question being how many lines did we think the poem have?

Most people guessed 60-75 and jokingly my friend Dès shouts out 69!!!

My teacher: yea that’s exactly it

Dès: oh shitttt!!

Teacher: why do you think there’s 69 lines guys?

*no one answers*

Me: because sex is an addiction!! (Yes I fucking shouted this in class)

Teacher: YES!

SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO THROW ME A KINDER EGG!!!

So now, a souvenir of today is my kinder egg butterfly Stan lee (rip) and Gertrude.