Rub A Dub Dub Mark Zuckerberg In A Tub.

UPDATE!! We have a # four!! Lea has another wet floor sign!!

Storytime

I have a friend who’s been collection wet floor signs at school in her locker. She’s asked pretty much everyone she knows to help her out collecting them. So far she has three.

And yes, her whiteboard does say moth.

“tell him what you’re needing”

overthinking and making scenarios in ur head and then upsetting urself 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Olympics honorable mention: Darlan Romani gold medal for being the coolest guy 😊

Darlan is one of the world's best athletes in men's shot put, he faced covid-19 and a surgery before the competition and he didn't have a proper place to train due to lack of investment, yet he finished in 4th place at the Olympics. bonus: he's also a very romantic dude.

hunter schafer

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

the feminine urge to skip class

dark academic makeup

i feel like everyone just says "red lipstick and do your brows" so heres some more fun EYEdeas (I'm hilarious i know,)

-fine gold glitter on your eyelid with non winged black eyeliner

-deep burgundy eyeshadow applied with your finger onto your eyelid

-gold highlight on your browbone, tip of the nose, cupids bow, inner corner of your eyes, and cheek bones (for that good old fashion dorian gray glow)

-plum or light nude lipstick

-have you ever eaten pickled beats? You should they're very tasty and good for you.they also make a wonderful light red lipstain

-no traditional make up, draw teeth, little clocks, or roman numerals on your cheeks

-blush on your knuckles, look like you just punched a man who dared to disagree with you about poetry.

-red or burgundy only on the outside corners right under youre waterline (fill the rest in with gold highlight)

first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.

third day of the semester: