DON’T FUCK THIS UP, TIM.

This TikTok is perfectly how I would sum up my review for the new BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice movie in all honestly as of right now- currently.

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I hate Jeremy so much.

I truly hate boys with the personality type like Jeremy when he was first introduced. He reminds me of Wednesday’s potential love interest(s) in the Netflix series “Wednesday”. They made me want to pull my hair out. I hated how they talked, walked and looked.

Idk what’s with Tim Burton or someone else on the writing team who decided on making That type of guy interesting character trope, but boy, I can’t stand them. They reminded me some boys who would try so desperately to be more than friends with me and my sister growing up and it just makes my blood boil, so you can imagine my reaction when Beetlejuice literally sent that cringey prick to Hell, or more so, Beetlejuice’s interpretation of Hell. Good riddance.

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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice (2024)

I saw a post you made that you said people call you transphobic, homophobic, racist, etc. Why? Is there an actual reason or? I can't really find any posts that make you seem like that.

Yes there is an actually a reason and that was because I would have private conversation with a few people from the Beetlejuice fandom(A lot of them very sweet people but a lot of them can be very nasty)) We had some disagreements about whether or not Beetlejuice is and should be transsexual, How the original movie should just be completely dismissed and be in favor of the musical instead and with how much I am in the wrong for just having an opinion. But I respect people’s opinion no matter how much they are in the right or wrong.

Preach😩

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

I gotta admit something.

I never liked how the second movie gave Beetlejuice the title of “Demon”, it just didn’t feel right with me and I just knew that right then Lydia said it in the trailer, the rest of the internet will follow suit. Unless they’re referring to him being a little shit but I know that’s not the case.

Beatrice Spoon Doodle

I might be posting more later👀-Maybe.

The Johnson Sisters

Vera Johnson (19) is the one Beatrice’s close friend from College. Vera wishes to be a better and stronger user of witchcraft magic but admittedly she isn’t the best at it and often goes to the internet for her supplies that happen to go on sale. Also she might have strong interest with the supernatural, it’s more for the aesthetic, she isn’t superstitious and doesn’t really believe that her doing any magic would be considered “real”. It’s just for fun, like a hobby.

Magnolia Johnson, AKA Maggie, is a 12-year-old girl and is the younger sister of Vera. Maggie could be considered a creepy girl growing up but she’s just curious about the Unknown and tends get lost on searching for that Unknown. She loves odd and taboo things and dreams of having a perfect collection of those very things.

working on a gif set of all of michael keaton's stuff in the bts video but i had to make this a solo post because oh my god look at him

his face is so silly