^^sundry Sidney And Big Barry Syx

Currently listening to fhjy ep 11 and... oh my...the Secret Sylvan exchange scene is so dear to me..

And the Ghouls are done! They are all soooo,,, twirls hair,,,, Tell me who's your favorite!!! And don't be afraid to ask for my ghouls head canons!!! I'd love to share <33333

I, the castle alchemist (good sister), must travel far and wide (to the store) to collect a mystical ingredient (Lipton Instant Chicken Noodle Soup) to create an elixir (soup) to heal the ailment (migraines) of the fair princess (my sister)

let's make mouth sounds together (2023); dropout

supper at emmaus (1606); carravagio

Hehe preeeemo

Brennan Lee Mulligan, Dimension 20: The Ravening War, 2023

Gustav Courbet, The Desperate Man, 1843

Finally feeling comfortable enough to watch fhjy, and now I'm rushing to binge the like 10 episodes I've missed. Holy moly, there's so much happening.

Hey y'all. Gorgug wrote a song for a special someone.

Oh Squeem

by Gorgug Thistlespring

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Oh, I’m begging you please don’t jump off of my van

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Please don’t leave me even though you can

Your radiance is beyond compare

With crystal shards so blue and fair

With refractive skin and eye of ruby red

Your voice is like a breath of spring

Your facets hard like diamond

And no other can compete with you, Oh Squeem

And I can easily understand

Why you’d choose to jump off of my van

But you don’t know what you mean to me, Oh Squeem

I talk about you in my sleep

There’s nothing I can do to keep

From crying when you call your name, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Please don’t leave me even though you can

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Please don’t leave me even though you can

I had to have this talk with you

My happiness depends on you

And whatever you decide to do, Oh Squeem

And you don’t have to jump off of my van

And I could never love again

‘Cause you’re the only one for me, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Oh, I’m begging you please don’t jump off of my van

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

Please don’t leave me even though you can

Oh Squeem, Oh Squeem

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

Help me break my art block, please!! 😭