Creek Standing In A White Background Again But This Time They Are LESBIANS !!!

spaceman craig

kyle and cartman are both very particular about the specific alcohol that they drink and they need it to actually taste good (and, in kyle’s case, for it to make him look sophisticated) but stan and kenny will use anything as a mixer so long as it gets the job done. one time they use listerine as a mixer and both have to get their stomachs pumped and they’re shitting blue for DAYS. kyle comes home to their shared apartment to see them both sprawled out on the floor moaning, blue EVERYWHERE in the living room, he’s so fucking confused. kenny says with his last ounce of energy: “you know how it is with listerine, man.” he very much does not know.

craig acts like women have cooties well into adulthood. he hears his friends talk about their experiences with women and makes a face like they’re talking about something unspeakably depraved and awful. tolkien at one point is like “dude just because you’re gay doesn’t mean you have to be all sexist.” and craig has to clarify that he doesn’t hate women because he’s gay, he hates them because they’re women.

drew mostly my favs :P

drew him. again. i was gonna add some scruff to his chin but tbh i dont think the man could grow facial hair to save his life

they would be a funny duo guys

drawing south park over posts and stuff

why does south park genuinely make me very happy this is embarrassing

headcanon that makes no sense but its funny