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Ring ring~

i'll never fucking get over the official splatoon masturbation metaphor. why did she say this. why did nintendo let her say this..

(520): What use have I for dignity? It just gets in the way of the really fun stuff.

Pressure cookers are a common household example of a domesticated bomb

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster