How I Can't Love This Movie?:')

There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

Commission for @lunnaei who asked for a Knock Out/Breakdown comic that included shibari! I had tons of fun with this commission and I need to give a massive shoutout to lunnaei who was very patient and understanding, thank you so much for commissioning me! 

(jigsaw voice) hello. you claim to be hungry and yet you have not eaten for the past nine hours. in front of you is a plate of food. you're not trapped in this room and there's no death timer or anything, however. the longer you don't eat the hungrier you will get. you will not stop being hungry until you eat. you don't even have to eat the plate of food in front of you, you can just eat whatever. please. anything. i'm begging you. good luck.

Ahh the brick that is Soundwave. Sometimes I just like to ponder his cassette player mode; as such cases, a handle? I figured it would kinda make sense 😌 but alas also makes him a very maneuverable thing, I’m sure those two most definitely are aware. But yknow? Being used to bash the face of your rival in is not the Worst thing to ever happen. It’s like a cat being held by the scruff if you think about it. Basically deactivates all movement cuz the mama is holding them

t4t? oh no i think you misunderstood me. i said tnt. we’re going to explode you. with a bomb

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

A fun thing about the Decepticons is that Soundwave is Megatron's goon but he also has his own, smaller goons. He is a goon with goons. So, all in all Transformers is a great fandom if you like gooning.

Bunmblebe

(pronunciation: BADASSATRON)

Michael “I’m Batman” Keaton

be kinder to yourself <3