Resident Evil Characters X Mutant! Amab! Reader

You Strong Fucker

Cw: Asphyxiation, choking, language, violence, gore and just dbd stuff tbh

You were in a chase with Frank, he had his knife up in anticipation. The thought of him stabbing you and watching you gurgle on your own blood had a wave of different emotions filling him. You were focused your eyes looking around for every possible escape, why did it have to be glenvale? 

You hopped a pallet as Frank followed, he was hot on your trail. His knife a few inches from you. You breathe in heavily as he swings you twist and launch your hand to his throat catching him off guard as you tighten. You smile as he drops his knife. “W-what-“ you choke him as he brings his hands up around yours. 

He tries to get loose as you lift him in air putting him against the broken down building. The survivors circle around you both in pure amazement that your choking a killer. “Oh my, your quite strong aren’t you.” Kate says with a slight smile. “Of course they are, that’s why their my favorite.” Bill speaks as Ash laughs at the man being choked on the wall. 

“Are you going to kill him?” Kate speaks a bit nervously. “I say you kill the motherfucker, he’ll be alive in a bit.” Bill speaks coughing a bit. “Look at you making him kiss your grits, nice job kid.” Ash laughs. Frank was so fucking embarrassed. 

You were pondering whether to choke the killer to death or stop. “How about I knock him out and we can finish the gens, extra points right?” You say with a laugh as they all agree. You press down on the sides of his throat even harder as his eyes roll back. You let go as he falls to the ground knocked out. 

“The others are gonna be thrilled to hear someone choked out a killer, except David.” Ash says as Kate and Bill head to another gen. He pays your back as he leads you to another gen.  After a little Frank wakes up to hear the exit gate being powered on. His whole body was weak. He tried to get up but he couldn’t. 

He sighs as he lays on the floor tiredly. “First time being choked huh?” You say with a smirk. “Shouldn’t you be leaving.” He spoke his voice still raspy. “Mhm.” You hand him a glass of water from the bar as he questions it but he just decides to drink it greedily. You smile at his eagerness as you grab him picking him up bridal style as he drops his cup. He’s shocked as you carry him upstairs. 

You put him in one of the beds, dusty but they got the job done. “Get some rest no one should bother you for awhile. Till we meet again.” You say walking out of the door closing it. Frank looks shocked as he takes his mask off running a hand through his blonde hair. 

“David’s gonna shit his pants.” Bill says laughing as you walk into the gate. “You’ll have to do this with more killers, maybe Clown! This gonna be so cool y’all!” Kate says with a smile as she pumps her fist. “Calm down Missy, we don’t know dear MCs power level yet even.” Ash says as he puts his hands on his hips. 

“All I know is I’m telling David, that Irish bastard is gonna be running to his pot of gold.” Bill says as he laughs even harder choking as you pat his back. You sigh at the bickering adults as the timer starts to run out. “We’ll talk about it later let’s get going.” You say as you walk out all of them following. 

Frank watches you from the dirty window with a slight smile. He was so confused on if you’ve done this to other killers. He lays back down as he thinks about telling the rest of the group. He yawns as he falls back to sleep his lungs still burning a bit, a reminder of you’re badassery.

IM GLAD YOUR WRITING AGAIN YOU SEXY BEAST ❤️❤️❤️

Anyways König🙌

THE COD MALEWIFE

♡ random headcanons ♡

☆ starring ☆

♡ könig aka the most babygirl of them all ♡

Tw: mentions of anxiety, weight and mature language. Other than that pure fluff

A/N: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T GET IT HOW MUCH THIS MAN IS STARTING TO GROW ON ME. THIS FUCKING TALL ASS BITCH AND THE OTHER GIANT JACK SKELLIGNTON FUCKER ARE THE BAIN OF MY EXISTENCE. I needed to do write for him, you can blame it on tiktok and it's sinful content and @bloodlst for fueling my obsession

He knows a lot of cool fidgeting tricks with pencils or knives because he needs to keep his hands busy when he's nervous.

It's almost like a security blanket for him when he's around too many people, he carries something he can fidget with and uses it

I can't stress this enough but tall people have back pains and oh boy if könig is tall

He is always cranky in the morning because of it and because he loves to just sleep in the weirdest fucking positions ever

Which is funny cause otherwise his postures is always very straight and stiff, it just that when he sleeps he gets all weird

About that, he hates, absolutely despises, the beds they have during missions

THEY'RE TOO SMALL OKAY? AND TOO THIN AND HE CAN'T FUCKING REST WELL AT ALL

which makes me absolutely sure he downs coffee likes it's fucking water

His breakfast is basically a big ass mug of coffee first and then some herbal or fruity tea or maybe some juice

He loves sweets but has a weirdly good self control

He just likes the idea of savouring things rather than eating all at once bc they're so good

Besides I just know he has also a tendency to gain weight more easily than the others

He just tries to be as healthy and balanced with things as much possible bro

The only times he doesn't pays much attention to what he eats is around the holidays or when he gets to see his family

Which always ends up in him putting some weight but he doesn't cares that much, he always gets in shape before getting back to work

He loves to read, he carries a book everywhere he goes and ITS THAT TYPE OF PERSON WHO CAN'T FUCKING HIDE THEIR REACTION TO WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE STORY

You can actively see this unit of a man closing the book and like getting up and walking away two steps just to turn around and keep reading

HE CAN'T HANDLE THE DRAMA OKAY? LEAVE HIM ALONE

He does not look his age at all. Either bc of how youthful he acts or bc he looks really young no one has ever guessed his age and it's something he find quite funny so he just let people try to figure it out on their own

People are often really mean with him and sometimes really harsh. He knows they're just playing around and they mess up with everyone like that but he gets genuinely hurt sometimes

No one notices cause he always takes it like a champ tho

I feel like ghost kind of gets annoyed at him. Not for the reason you may think

He's just looks always so serene and at peace, but most importantly happy and it's something ghost can't comprehend given what they do for a living

Key word is looks

König is not a sad person by default and he recovers pretty quickly for certain things but he always carries around a weight of guilt and self doubt that is unbearable sometimes

Much like ghost, this man is kind of scare of himself really

He always worries about ending up being some sort of psycho who has no regards towards human lives

He gets so carried away when he's on the mission and often does not realise how efficient and kind of brutal he can get

He is absolutely scared of ghost. Everytime he is in the same room with him he just gets so nervous he ends up embarrassing himself more than once

Look, I may be projecting onto him but I KNOW THIS MAN AND HE HAS HIS JAW FUCKED UP FROM CLENCHING IT TOO MUCH

like I have anxiety and my jaw is dislocated cause ever since I was a kid I was always clenching my jaw while sleeping or unconsciously while going about my day so I just know that someone like him has the same problem

He has definitely popped his jaw and hurted his ear more than once and has ADORABLE CROOKED TEETH CAUSE I DO AND I WANT HIM TOO OKAY?

he is really good at signing but everyone thinks he's not because the few times he has tried to sing in front of someone he fucked up from being too nervous

He knows how to play piano. As matter of fact he has one at home

Prefers wine over beer or cocktails but has a weird ass liking for strong liquors

And BTW he is annoyingly hard to get drunk, this man could get down shot after shot and still be as lucid as ever

Which soap found out by embarrassing himself. König ended up trying to take care for him the whole night cause he felt guilty

When he gets angry is not a pretty scene. He's always so jolly and easy going even if you're rude to him so is hard for him to get angry, but when he snaps this man is not playing around

Smells of fresh laundry and lemon perfume

He is still pretty mad about not being able to be a sniper. Specially because he's good at his job, he knows he is but no one believed in him and his abilities bc of his height and his anxiety

When he was younger everyone always used to talk over him because he had difficulty with speech due to his anxiety

He used to get so frustrated to the point of crying and since no one ever had the patience to listen to him he just used to write on notebooks all the things no one ever wanted to hear

He still does it and has like a lot of diaries filled with rants, thoughts, jokes ecc

When he was younger he used to listen to the FILTHIEST SONGS not knowing what they were about because he didn't understand English well

When he's nervous his accent slips a little bit

He writes letters to his loved ones and specially his s/o when his away from home and has the prettiest handwriting ever

Sweet Fuckin’ Release

Cw: GN! Reader, nipple play, mentions of dub-con and public sex

How did they manage to get in this position? Their head against a wall with you stroking their cock as they breathe heavily through their mask. 

They don’t even remember, they remember battling you than next thing you know your bringing them to an orgasm in public.

“S-stop.” They moan out as you continue stroking them. “Come on B your doing so good that’s it.” They moan at the praise. 

“Anyone c-c-could walk in and I don’t even k-know you~” they moan out as you dig your finger in their slit.

“Yet your still indulging me baby. Your still letting me fist your cock in the bathroom where anyone could walk in. Seems like your enjoying it, dirty dirty dirty.” 

You say degrading them as they moan out at your words.

“G-gonna c-close~” they moan out as their head rolls back to the nape of your neck as you rub their torso. 

“Wanna cum?” You question with a evil smile as they vigorously shake their head. 

Just as their about to cum you pull off. “N-no..” they moan out sadly as their high goes down. “Gotta beg for it hun.” 

You say pinching their nipples through their black shirt. “W-what?” They question as their back arches as you seemingly try to pinch their nipple off. 

“O-oh~” “I want you to beg to cum, I don’t just let my partners cum without begging.” You say as you bite their neck. 

“I-I suppose your right I-it’s the least i can do.” They moan out as you put your hand back on their pretty cock. 

You circle the tip as it leaks with pre. You laugh as you start fisting their cock again ad they already start to get close. 

“P-please let me cum! I’ve been such a good doll, please master I need to cum.” They moan out as you hult your movements.

“Master.” You say smiling as you fist their cock even faster as they let out loud moans and they start to throb. 

“Come on, cum all over masters hands. Come on baby that’s it that’s it cum on my hand like the dirty slut you are.” 

With a few final strokes their sent over the edge with a loud scream. 

They lean against the bathroom sink as they pant heavily as you rub their back calming them. 

They would’ve fallen if you didn’t have your forearm wrapped around their hips.

 “That felt b-better than I’d like to admit. I-I’ve been pent up for awhile.” They groan out as you turn them around.

They lean against you tiredly as they yawn. “Alright let’s go baby.” You say with a smile as you walk off with your new priority.

Oc Information: JUDAS

(Body): Judas is 39 years old. He’s 6’6 and 280 pounds. He doesn’t shave often, he usually just keeps it cause he has little time on his hands. He’s very muscular but there’s still a bit of chub there. He’s got blond hair and dark skin. Judas is originally from the Middle East. He’s African and Egyptian. He wears his eye patch because as a child one of the rulers ripped it out. He keeps it on so he doesn’t get insecure or even reminded constantly. Thick boy, fat ass and tits 🙏

(Personality): Judas is a very sweet guy, he’s very mature and he does give little reassuring smiles but he doesn’t often. He’s the father type, He’s very intimidating because his height but if you get to know him he’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet. Not a war guy. Peace over violence is how he likes to go but can’t really. 

Early life:  He’s actually a triplet! Oldest: Judas Middle: Mary (Mary goes by any pronouns btw👍🏽) Youngest: Gabriel. Judas didn’t really have bad parents or anything everyone just kinda fell apart. His father passed from cancer and due to his mother religion she couldn’t work or anything. Judas was only like 12 at the time. His mother told him to get his sibling to America safely. She gave him the remaining money they had and shipped all of them out. He found out a few years later after that, she shot herself in the head so none of them had to worry about her.

(Disability/ Illnesses): It’s obvious that one of his disabilities is his sight but he does have other ones. He has scoliosis to like a ninety degree (used to be way worse) and arthritis. He also has dyslexia. He has quite a few mental illnesses: Bi Polar depression (he was more of a self deprecating person he never tried to hurt anyone else), Paranoia, Psychosis and social anxiety (same bestie). 

Fun fact: Mary has severe adhd while Gabriel has severe autism. 

(Worklife): After the BSAA got him he just wants Chris fr. “Hey Redfield, I could continue your bloodline, let me put a baby in you, pussy.” Anyyyywaaaayyysss- very motivating, if you don’t like working out or anything like that he’ll encourage you somehow that you run 4 laps bro. He’s such a sweet guy, he’s always got whatever you need on him. For his fellow disabled team, he’s got sugary for the people with diabetes, braces for the body, he’s got shots for people allergic reactions, inhalers, pain medication, ginger Al’s for sickness, herbal remedies and medical. Bros got you. 

Anyway that’s some basic stuff and his birthday is September the 6th. Virgo if your interested in zodiacs, is a clean freak I’ll feed the astronomy friends to👍🏽

Thanks for listening my friends now it’s time to go to school and be sick for the rest of the day 🙏

@whateverthefuckyouwantiguess

can we please stop assuming peoples height? I’ve read way to many fanfics were the readers shorter 😕 I’m 5’11 and 250 pounds, I’m not short okay I’m taller than most people so can we please stop assuming this persons 4’11?

Yo is anyone else’s tumblr not working right? It won’t let me look at my messages for some reason and I just can’t do a lot of stuff.

@brandnewhuman @morwap

Ew is that a madness combat self insert?

Yeah…..

@allen-444

AWWW THAT LOOK AWESOME MISH ❤️

HAPPY SCREAMING

I SWEAR I HAVE THE BEST MOOTS

TYTYTYTY MISH 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

YYEEEEE IM SO HAPPY YOU ENOYED THE ART I MADE! I’m not perfect at it but I enjoy getting to practice and loved working on your OC Catharine 💕

He’s so malewife I won’t him.