If I Caught Myers On The Table In That Position I Won’t Be Able To Control Myself. Amen 🙏

Chapter 4: Brain Busters

Chris Redfield x male reader

Summary: As soon as you come back your best friends both fall out a window. Of fucking course. But you do have Chris and a new friend. 🙌

Chris calls everything in talking to them about Jill. You were in the corner with your head down thinking. He walks up to you putting a hand on your shoulder. “They didn’t find her body, she’s probably still alive.” You scoff “I’m gonna be honest with you Redfield, if Jill is alive so is Wesker. We both know that’s not good.” You we’re right like usual. 

He nods as you both hear helicopters and cars pull up. He waits for you when your finally slug yourself up walking with him to the car. 

A week? It’s been about a week. Your sitting at your old desk wandering down memory lane. When all of you were attached to the hip. When you first met Albert. He was cold but kind. You earned his trust and he did the same. You guys always competed against each other yet still held the same amount of value. No matter win or lose. You hear a knock on your door as you perk up fixing your tie. “Come in.” You say spinning in your chair. 

“I’ve got someone new sir.” You look to see woman in her mid 20s. “Hello there, I’m Sheva Alomar.” She shakes your hand with a curt smile as you give one back. “They got reports back on Wesker, we think we know where he is.” You quirk an eyebrow as Chris answers. 

“There’s this one place that’s been on the radar a lot lately. We think Wesker may be there.” You stand up grabbing your suit coat and bag of guns. “Well, come on hustle hustle!” You run pass them as they follow.

You look up to the dusty evening sky as Chris watches you closely. “Something on my face Chris?” You ask with a smile as he shakes his head no. Sheva looks back and forth with a slight smile. He was blank on what to say letting out ‘uhhs and mhmms’. Sheva smiles “So Mr.L/n I hear you quit than came back. What made you do that?”

“Well Jill contacted me telling me some stuff about Wesker and I had to come back. Plus I wanted to see how Chris over here matured.” Chris rolled his eyes with a smile. “Don’t roll your eyes at me Redfield.” You play around a bit teasing Chris. You all laugh. “What about you rookie?” You ask with a look of interest.

“For revenge, he killed people deep to me.” You nod with a sorrowful smile. You begin stretching as you all start getting closer to a lab. “I’m guessing this is it?” You ask as Chris nods. “Alright come on guns out and ready.” You guys ready up your guns, of course more zombies come your way. 

Guts and blood everywhere, part of the job you thought. “Careful we’ve got more coming up!” Chris shouts changing to another gun from your bag. You go beside Chris as you both begin shooting. Chris and Sheva put their guns down. You look behind you aiming the guns at Chris’s head shooting it as he ducks. “Sir?!” You laugh pointing behind you. 

“You’ve still got it captain.” You wink as you all look at the zombie with a gaping hole through its head. To be honest you all were having fun. Cracking jokes killing zombies it was nice. You’ve said this before and you’ll say it again. You’ve missed this. 

“Alright my Brain Busters. Any ideas were Dr. Wesker may be residing?” They laugh a bit at the nickname. Your head almost does a full 360 as you see something out the corner of your eyes. You pause for a moment as Chris looks at you with the same look:

“Guess I’m not crazy?” “Oh you are but I saw that to.” He says walking in-front of you. You all pull your guns back out rushing to where you saw the color of white. You look over to see a woman dressed in white. You grab Chris’s shoulder shushing him as you point.

She had black hair and a white dress on. “Excella.” You state with a eye roll. “Weskers assistant. She would always flirt with me and Wesker.” Sheva nods as you guys watch where she’s going. “Stay quiet. Chances are she’ll lead us to Wesker come on.” 

Chris and Sheva look at each other with a nod as they follow you quietly. You all get led into a lab with documents and syringes. She picks one up taking it with her. You see she took a black syringe. You watch  Chris and Sheva look at all the Documents intently. 

“Interesting.” You mumble seeing another syringe with a white substance. You look around and shove it into your pocket quickly. Chris and Sheva were taking picture of a bunch of documents. “Corrupt fucking people I’ll tell you that much.” Chris grumbles. “Alright come on guys. Let’s do this.” They nod dropping the files and replacing them with there guns.

“Shall we?”

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Hi can you do male reader x vance were they both listen to metal/rock music and they have a picnic together

Thanks for this! As a huge metalhead myself please enjoy!

Vance Hopper x (more of a masc presenting reader, he calls reader handsome but pronouns aren’t specified.) Reader

Cw: mentions of abusive parents, possible homophobia listen to cheap trick 👹

A Picnic huh

Apple Music

She's Tight by Cheap Trick

Listen to She's Tight by Cheap Trick on Apple Music. 1982. Duration: 2:57

You decided to surprise Vance with a picnic, he had been getting into less fights lately and he’s been getting better with everything! 

Also him being perfect was also going towards the picnic. Anyways you went to the record store to buy some tapes for your Walkman for you both to listen to. 

Metallica, Iron Maiden, megadeath, Def Leopard, Led Zepplin, The runaways, Rob Zombie, Heart, Cheap Trick, Slipknot, Black Sabbath, Queen, Guns N’ Roses and AC/DC you had it all. (Can you tell I’ve always been a huge metal/ rock head?)

You just had to pick out food you and Vance liked. You made sandwiches, soups, brought fruit, drinks and desserts for you both.  You just had to pick him up. 

You drove to his house in your mustang as you ring the doorbell hesitantly. Thankfully Vance’s mom opens the door. “Oh y/n, how are you honey?” She asks with a soft smile

“I’m alright Mrs. Hopper, I wanted to take Vance on a picnic, I got a bunch of food for us both.” You said with a smile. She didn’t need much convincing. You were her sons best friend and more but she didn’t know that part just yet. 

“Of course honey I’ll call him down you go wait in your car okay?” She says with a bright smile as she closes the door and you walk back to your car. 

You pat your steering wheel as Metal Health plays. Finally you hear a knock on your window. You crank it down as you give Vance a smile. “Well hop in handsome!” You say with a smile as he opens the door.

You both drive as “Surrender” by cheap trick plays. You both sing along as you drive to a park you and Vance go to often. “Mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird!” He sings as you sing back “Surrender, Surrender but don’t give yourself away. 

You both ALWYAS had the best times. As you arrive at the park you bring your Walkman with you putting it your pocket as you bring the basket and blanket. “Hey baby set up the blanket real quick.” You say handing Vance the blanket as he nods

“This good?” He questions as you nod taking the food out. “This looks great y/n!” He says with a smile as he takes out a sandwich and a drink. “I’m glad dig in.” You say with a smile as you take your Walkman hitting play as you start off with some Queen. 

You both begin to eat and talk as you bond about the music playing softly. “Speaking of which what’s your favorite… queen song Vance?” You ask with a smile as he answers quickly. “Radio ga ga is my third, bohemian rapsody and probably Killer Queen.” 

You smile “a man with good taste.” You say as you lay on his thighs as he plays with your hair. “What about your favorite Metallica song?” He asks as you laugh. “Probably (Metallica song).” You say with a smile

As you both finish up your conversation cheap trick comes on again. “Oh sweet, love this song.” You say with a smile as you bob your head. “Is this cheap trick?” He questions. “I’ve never heard this song.” He says as your eyes go wide. “You’ve never heard “She’s Tight!”” You say stunned. 

He looks at you annoyed. “The guy who plays guitar has a guitar that has 5 necks!” You say with a smile as he thinks about it in awe as the guitar chorus plays. “I like this song a lot actually.” 

You smile “Glad I could help baby.” You start cleaning up the food as it starts to get darker. He sighs as he stands up sadly not wanting the evening to end. “Can I stay at your place tonight?” He asks.

You smile as you nod. “Here let me call my mom real quick.” He walks over it the phone putting his hand out as you give a quarter. You sit on the head of your car as he comes back with a thumbs up. 

“After you baby.” You say opening the door. “Thanks handsome.” He says mocking the words you said earlier as you laugh. You turn your radio as Barracuda comes on. “Alright baby let’s go for a ride before we go home, it’s nice out.” He nods with a smile as you both drive off.

Who’s your daddy?

Pre entity Evan x Male! Reader

Daddy kink, dry humping, exibistionist, Crying, humiliation, non-con/ dub-con and degradation

Moans sound out through the estate as you sit on Mr.Macmillan’s bed, he was humping your foot as the fine leather hit that spot perfectly. 

“Pathetic Macmillan. Humping your Daddy’s Business Partner. Have some better standard rich boy.” He whimpers as he grabs your thigh closing his eyes tightly. 

“Ngh~ n-not p-pathetic mhm!” He moans out as he continues rutting against your expensive leather shoe. He shakes around your leg as he starts moaning more vigorously.

“Take your pants off Macmillan.” He take his pants off as he drags his bare cock on your shoe. His dick was drenched in pre and aching for release.

 His tip was a light pink as a bit of purple shows at the slit because of how rough you were earlier. “G-gonna gonna f-fuck- daddy~.” Your eyes go wide as you look down at him as he continues humping your foot. 

You start laughing maniacally as he looks up at you confused. “Daddy?! Daddy!! Ha! Pathetic! We’re in your dads room where he could walk in anytime and you call me fucking daddy?!” You say laughing

He starts crying from the humiliation as you laugh at him. “Come on hump daddy’s expensive shoes you worthless whore.” He starts to get close as his moans go up in volume. 

“D-daddy fuck, gonna cum all over daddy’s shoes, gonna cum all over daddy’s shoes fuck, fuck, fuck mHM~ Daddy oh~ cuMMING?!” He moans out as his tongue lols out his mouth with a drawn out moan. 

As he starts to come down from his high. You pick your foot up looking at his creamy cum on the linen shoe. “Lick.” You say as he grabs your shoe licking it. “Mhm, good boy such a good boy for daddy.” You rub his hair as he heavily breathes.

OMG I AM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T ANSWERED YOUR ASKS!!

for some reason I can't see them on mobile and I don't use my laptop as much!!

OMG BABE ITS FINE LOL HAPPY BRITHDAY BTW AND NO PROBLEM

“Boys will be boys”

“Their mentally I’ll so it’s not rape/SA”

“It was an accident suck it up”

This was from my own SA stay safe everyone

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

The Date

SFW

Hopefully this is what you wanted 😫✨

Now Dacre and Billy are fine as hell but Billy is racist so for the sake of this let’s pretend he’s just an asshole and not a racist one 😍.

Gn!Enemy!reader x (non racist) Enemy! Billy Hargrove

This became an enemies to lover story and I love it. 

A bit of suggestiveness, fluff and all in all soft stuff

Billy was a well known asshole, playboy a all in all tease, he had his fair share of enemies but to say you were his favorite was an understatement. He would constantly get into fights with you while people would be watching and you were the only one he couldn’t beat. 

One thing that Billy hated loved about you was how close you were with his family to be honest. Billy was sitting in the couch relaxing and drinkin’ a beer when suddenly max comes in early. “Max what the fuck are you doing here so early.” He questions sitting up as sweat drips down his shirt. “It was a half day. Y/n was walking and saw I was sitting infront  of the school waiting for you so they dropped me off.” 

Billy was stunned you never showed any kindness to anyone nonetheless empathy?! “Are they still outside?” Max shook her head no. “Mhm I don’t want you near them.” Billy says glaring at Max. “What why?!” Max questions angrily. “Because I fucking said so Max!” He yells as she runs upstairs. He sighs as he leans back running a hand through his hair. What are they planning… 

“So Billy!!! Are you coming to the Halloween party!!” Some girl asks blushing wildly. “Uh, yeah.” He says smiling as she squeals and runs with her other friends. He sighs. “A fucking Halloween party.” He walks off angrily. 

It was the day off the Halloween party people were dressed in skimpy Halloween outfits as the whole place reeked of sweat and sex. He had leather pants, a red jacket and cheap devil horns. With a chain of course. As soon as he walked in everyone was all over him as he faked a smile to everyone. 

He walks in grabbing a beer and drinking it like a man who just got out of a desert. When it started to hit mid night even it got a bit chaotic for him. The doors were slamming back and forth as there were moans and music blasting though the frat house. He grabs another one walking outside in the backyard. “No fucking way, l/n?” Their they were sitting on a seesaw as the chilly rain poured down on them. 

They groan in annoyance about to stand up and leave when Billy shout. “Wait a sec hold on.” He says as he walks towards them. “I wanted to thank you.” They quirk and eyebrow. “For everything you’ve done for max. I appreciate you looking out for her from aware.” Their eyes soften a bit. “It’s not a big deal just looking out for everyone like we all should.” They say putting their hands in their pockets. They actually looked really good in their costume it was simple but stunning. 

“It’s cold out here.” Billy sighs in annoyance. “Here come on toots.” They point to a swing set that happens to have a wooden bar over it shielding the wind. “So what brings you to a fucking frat party?” He questions. They were gonna ask the same thing but this is fucking Billy Hargrove it’s quite obvious. “My friend was going and he can always be a bit, easily influenced so I wanted to look out for him.” They say as they pick at their nails. 

“That’s nice.” He says as y/n turns the head confused at this new side of Hargrove. “I wish someone would look out for me like you do with people.” He says smiling as he looks at the dark sky. “Who says I don’t look out for you?” They ask tilting their head. His eyes go wide as he looks confused. “I look at for everyone family, friends and especially enemies.” They say smiling as the their soaked hair drips. “Huh..” he looks at them with a light blush on his face not sure if it’s him catching a cold or them.

“Mhm it’s time for me to get going the cops should be here soon, I suggest you get going to if you don’t want something else on your permanent record.” They say smiling. Maybe he shouldn’t be such an ass to them…

It was the weekend which meant slacking off. “Billy! I’m going out with friends y/n’s dropping me off!!” Max shouts as Billy immediately throws a pair of pants on. “Hold on a second dont go yet!!” He shouts. He snuffs out his cigarette running to the yellow mustang infront of him. “Y/n!” He yells as Max rolls down her window. “Oh hey.” They say leaning over. “After you drop Max come over.” He says smiling “eh? Why?” Shit, “uhm I need help with a subject and everyone was busy!” He says smiling to cover up his lie as max and y/n see through his facade. 

“I was gonna watch max and then while we were there. You can just come along if you want.” They say pointing to the backseat. Billy smiles. “Max move right now.” Max groans “ay let her sit there you can go in the back.” They say as max smiles smugly as Billy glares at her. 

“Alright Max come on.” They say as they unbuckle their seat belt getting out as Billy and max follow. “Alright I see my friends you guys can stay or leave whatever you wanna do. Thanks y/n.” Max says hugging them tightly. “No problem Max don’t go home to late alright. Call me if you need anything you know my number!” They shout as max runs off with her thumbs pointed up. 

“So this was like a date right?” They question looking at him as he blushes. “If you don’t mind I’d  love  to take you to dinner.” They say smiling as he nods happily. “Alright than but your paying.” They both laugh as they walk together going to find some place where they can devour some good food. 

Welcome to earth 😃 (LOOK AT MY FUCKING MEAT CLAWS BRO EW 😭)

Chapter 7: Partners? 

Chris Redfield x Male reader

Summary: You all realize how close you guys are and how much you care about each other. If only on better circumstances.

You guys made your way to another lab. You take in heavy breaths of the stale air. Chris’s heavy boots get closer as he appears next to you. “American air.” You say with a laugh. Chris tilts his head with a confused smile. “Where do you live sir?” You lean against the wall. “Europe actually.”

He nods with a smile. “Mhm, always wanted to go, never got the chance though.” He explains “When we get out of here, do you wanna go on a vacation with me?” You ask with a excited smile. He perks up a bit. “We could travel Europe! Rome, Madrid, Bern, Brussels even fucking London Chris.” You explain with expressive body language.

He smiles thinking about it. “Sounds fun.” He gives a smile as you give a brighter one back. Sheva calls you guys open as she gets the lab door open. “Come on!” She shouts as you all follow close behind.

Warehouse, labs after labs was all that seemed in your path. Finally you guys open a door making your way outside. The light was rough on your eyes. “Over there!” Sheva shouts pointing to Excella and Wesker. “It’s time to put an end to this, let’s go.” You all nod following Chris down the heavy set stairs. 

“This ship is huge.” You say amazed. “Do you think there using it to spread uroborus?” Sheva asks, you think to yourself. “No, it’d give away their position to soon.” Chris says grabbing more weapons. 

You guys begin to hand each other weapons. You smile handing chris your flamethrower. “Take this partner.” You wink as Chris scoffs with a smile. You guys continue to find more crates as you stuff them in your bag. You all of a sudden feel this weird feeling in your stomach as you move out the way quickly. 

All of a sudden a bunch of zombie dogs rush to the spot you were. Guess that’s why. Chris grabs his gun shooting them with ease and precision as Sheva goes to finish the job he turns behind as more mutants come down. 

You look at Chris as he nods, he grabs the first one punching him and stunning him. Chris walks by the second one as he swings his bat into Chris. He lets out a cry of pain as you grab it’s head ripping it off. 

You wipe the crimson of your face as Chris pants. You look behind you to see the decapitated man thrashing. You shoot the uroborus coming out the mans decapitated head. 

Finally you guys make it into another room as you all see Excella. “Ah y/n dont let these freaks hurt me my dear.” She says dramatically. Chris growls at her as Sheva takes the lead. She begins to run as you shoot one of her briefcases knocking it out of her hand. Chris rushes after her as she locks the door on him. 

“She’s tough I’ll give her that much.” You nod as you look at the injections. “Mr. L/n is this?” Sheva asks and you nod. You guys finally make your way out the room breaking out of it as you begin to walk down the hall. You guys make it to another huge warehous. You guys watch as a box opens as more mutants come out. “Isn’t that a nice gift.” You roll you’re eyes.

One electrocutes Sheva as you push her out the way kicking it in its back. 

After killing a few more you guys make it to the elevator catching your breath. “So you’ve made it this far.” Wesker spoke with no emotion as usual. “To bad you won’t make it much further.” 

You guys make it out the elevator to see Excella moaning in pain. “Why when I’ve done so much for you..?” She groans out in pain. “Ah, Chris and Y/n how nice of you to join us.” You hear Weskers voice from a speaker. He gives his usual speech and you can’t help but feel somewhat bad for Excella. 

She thought that they were gonna rein together but she was simply manipulated by him like you were. “It seems you won’t make it much further.” Wesker speaks as you grit your teeth. “Step back.” You spoke putting your hand out as they move back. “Goodbye old friend.” Wesker speaks as the line goes blank.

“Albert!” She shouts as uroborus shoots out of her. “Nasty fucking way to go.” You speak as the other bodies get absorbed into her. You start to tremble a bit as you breath calming yourself “Run! Now!” You all nod and begin to run as giant tentacles try to kill you. Not an ideal 2 weeks back but here we are. 

More zombies more blood more guts, the usual. Chris and Sheva take control as you search everything. You come across Spencer’s notebook. You huff as you put it in your pocket.

You guys make it to a room as the giant mutant octopus sees you all. Chris picks a weapon you’ve never seen up as he takes a shoot. It screams in agony “That’s it hit again!” Sheva shouts as you all run to the other side. He waits till it charges as he shoots it again. “Atta boy!” You shout as you shoot the tentacles in the ground with as much brutality as you can.

It was starting to get tired you could tell. Chris had tentacles that started to envelope him. “Chris I’ve got it.” He hands you the gun as you aim carefully. With a deep breath you aim it perfectly as it lets out a final cry tumbling down as it succumbs. 

Chris gets the tentacles off of him as he looks at you with admiration. Thanks for saving me.” You look at him with a look of anger. “You saved us Chris I just delivered the final blow. Almost all this was you and Sheva I only brought the weapons and blew a couple heads off.” He rolled his eyes as you guys began to follow Sheva.

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The world is gonna be a tough place for you if you let your sexuality control your personality.

Sigh… I know 😔