I'm Going To Stop Captioning These Videos With "i'm Sorry" Because....i'm Really Not

Despite fucking multiple groupies per day, we never see Skwisgaar with hickies. Not once. I feel like being marked that way would be too much for him. It'd be too personal. Like, he wants love, desperately so, and the thought of carrying a mark from someone he'll never see again... It's too much. It hurts.

kloktober day 1: fav character

picklesssssssss

A commission from a few years back.  I don’t remember who it was for, but I know the cats’ names are Ham and Buu.

Ladyklok Skwisgaar for ladyklok purposes

Hey guys! So, I was really bored and started looking through my spotify playlists and realized something... (no one cares but here it goes 🤣)

Songs that remind me of dethklok members for no specific Reason...

(Well, maybe there's a reason... )

Nathan Explosion

(Ok, that's not just because Nathan reminds me of Peter Steele hahaha) for some reason I think that this song would totally fit a "in love" Nathan hahahaha... idk

2. Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Well, since Brendon Small compares Skwisgaar's attitude and playing (technical style etc) to Yngwie Malmsteen I guess it's fair enough hahaha (always remember about Skwisgaar whenever I listen to Malmsteen's songs)

3. Toki Wartooth

Maybe that's the most "random" one, but this song's vibe really got me thinking about Toki hahaha (It has the same energy... you know? Hahahah idk what I'm saying)

4. Pickles the drummer

Back in the "Snakes n Barrels" episode when they're playing in their reunion show, the song they play (before they start to literally freak out/trip really hard because of the "totally awesome sweet Alabama liquid snake" drug) totally reminds me of Double talkin' jive... I can easily imagine pickles singing that song... And maybe Dust N' bones as well...

5. William Murderface

Well... do I have to explain that one? 🤣

Anyways... that's something totally random... If someone sees it one day, I'd totally want to know what songs make you remember Dethklok/Metalocalypse characters 😊

I have no idea why I made this, but I sure hope I don’t get copyright problems for using someone’s phone sounds from Youtube. Oh boy oh boy. I’ve been working on my Charles impression lately and I really wanna get him right, the fine details take a lot of practice though. Pretty happy with how this turned out though, even though it is incredibly stupid. Maybe that’s why I like it to begin with.

Трудно выбрать всего одного 🙄🤟

Omg cannibalistic Nathan

It's fatherklok

s3e05 uwu , this happenning in the end

I love everything about this episode sm aaaa

Does anyone know what the scene or episode of where pickles is fighting Murderface and Toki just like happens by and immediately follows suit and fights MF with pickles?