So Can We Start Hunting Down White Liberals Now Or What

Me who’s reading lotr: omg I get this!😊🥰😁

do NOT be normal about aragorn around me ‘oh he’s such a badass he killed so many orcs’ yeah idc i’m here to talk about him all alone sewing up holes in his socks next to a campfire in his ranger days singing elven songs from his childhood and he sort of has a terrible singing voice but the ents love it and then later when he joins the fellowship and everyone’s up late singing goofy songs he’s so happy to have a chorus with him now and his voice keeps breaking and boromir is laughing so hard at him that he’s crying but not in a mean way and aragorn knows so he just sings louder and worse and he thinks he could get used to this

I’m not taking any chances.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

OMG My school is going on line I’m gonna fail! 😭

Guys, look at the chemistry between them!

*drum noise goes here*

This is so accurate and awesomely amazing!!!!!

Nesta really went from:

"I dont like chopping wood because it gives me splinters" to "I'm gonna kill this motherfucker and then cut his head off".

"Never spent a day in the forest" to "travel for four days through the winter woods to try to save my sister from the faes"

"Faes are dangerous and we can't trust them" to "I'm going to protect this Fae's life with my own body. I rather die protecting him than leave him alone in the battlefield."

"You smell like a Pig" to "You look Beautiful".

"I won't crawl to a bunch of Faes for help when they would have gladly kill me as a human" to "This meeting is not over and you bitches are going to listen to me"

"I've never wore pants" to "Dress up in Illyrian's leathers".

"I don't care" to "You're hurt. How do I fix it?"

"And what do you deserve? Certainly more than a bastard-born nobody" to "That bastard may wind up being the only person standing in the way of Hybern's forces and your people."

"That one, or him" to "CASSIAN"

Yes!!!! Duck wearing top hat Thursday. This better always be a thing!!!

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

Rhys

I just wanna say KAZ BREKKER!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you very much. : )

Illyrian: Who the fuck is she?

Rhys: ....

Bryce: I’m Bryce Quinland better remember that.

Illyrian: I am more powerful so I can do whatever I want.

Bryce: Want ne to fucking kill you?

Illyrian: You can’t you’re to weak.

Bryce: Really? I killed one of the most powerful archangels, am besties with princes of hel, and is about to go merder an asteri. I can and will kill you.

Rhys: As much as I don’t doubt you can do it you definitely shouldn’t.

Illyrian: *runs away wimpering*

Hosab spoilers:

The way Bryce will put those Illyrian assholes in their place if they ever encounter one another

He’s gorgeous! You’re really good at drawing

More Rhysand :)