My Teacher: What Are You Reading?

Illyrian: Who the fuck is she?

Rhys: ....

Bryce: I’m Bryce Quinland better remember that.

Illyrian: I am more powerful so I can do whatever I want.

Bryce: Want ne to fucking kill you?

Illyrian: You can’t you’re to weak.

Bryce: Really? I killed one of the most powerful archangels, am besties with princes of hel, and is about to go merder an asteri. I can and will kill you.

Rhys: As much as I don’t doubt you can do it you definitely shouldn’t.

Illyrian: *runs away wimpering*

Hosab spoilers:

The way Bryce will put those Illyrian assholes in their place if they ever encounter one another

Me who’s reading lotr: omg I get this!😊🥰😁

do NOT be normal about aragorn around me ‘oh he’s such a badass he killed so many orcs’ yeah idc i’m here to talk about him all alone sewing up holes in his socks next to a campfire in his ranger days singing elven songs from his childhood and he sort of has a terrible singing voice but the ents love it and then later when he joins the fellowship and everyone’s up late singing goofy songs he’s so happy to have a chorus with him now and his voice keeps breaking and boromir is laughing so hard at him that he’s crying but not in a mean way and aragorn knows so he just sings louder and worse and he thinks he could get used to this

🙏

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

Never let anyone tell you when you can and can’t say what you think

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When someone tells me to stop reading.

In my head: I wish Aelin was gear to kick their ass’s. Sadly she can’t. I’ll just do it myself but, not as well.

Person that told me to stop reading: What are you thinking?

Me: Nothing.

I cried so hard

“Tell him he has to fight. He must save Terrasen, and remember the wovs he made to me. And tell him…tell him thank you-for walking that dark path with me back to the light.”

It’s really pretty but sad I was crying and smiling when I heard it.

you broke me first - tate mcrae

i heard this song and couldn't stop myself from covering it... i hope you really like it and give it some love (also, i know i look heartbroken but i'm just a good actress lol i'm kidding please enjoy)

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Girls stay safe and learn some self defence please. And never stop watching your back because the second you do something bad might happen!

Can you imagine how fucking hilarious the ice court heist adaptation is going to be? Like imagine watching Nina and Matthias try to resuscitate Kaz after he nearly drowns and then suddenly the scene switches to Inej, Jesper and Wylan having the time of their lives, stealing a Fjerdan tank? Look me in the eye and tell me that wouldn't be the greatest piece of media you'll ever see

makes me laugh no matter what. I love it.

Rowan when he tells Aelin what he did to Cairn