Stop Telling Me To Make A Post

This is their dynamic to me. Middle aged dad with what is both his cat and his stubborn teenage daughter

one piece oc that eats the fruit-fruit fruit and does whatever fruits do

first time

being alive is such a bore. it’s always the same thing, the only exception being an occasional event that’ll make me even worse

MY doctor ☝️🤞

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] "GOOD LORD" [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] "WAAAHHHH WAHHH" [YELLING] "DAMN BTCH SHUT DAT DAMN BABY UP" [POLICE SIRENS] WEE WOOO WEE WOOO [HELICOPTERS] ".. WE'RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE CRIME SCENE-" [EXPLOSION] MY LEG….. MY LEG…..

The morning after.

how to keep your elf happy: feed her heartbreak movies and vanilla scented hugs 👍

i love to smell good