“Separate The Art From The Artist”

Me when I read a 600,000 word fanfic: dude it’s not even that long, that flew by

Me when I see a long paragraph anywhere else: that’s… sooooo much wordsssss 😩

Sirius being really worried that Regulus’s future boyfriend wouldn’t know how to handle him being trans and Regulus getting hurt, then Sirius being elated when he finds out James (HIS James) is Regulus’ boyfriend and sitting down with James to make sure he will treat Regulus right.

The slytherin skittles do a presentation night but ALL of them accidentally do “how to get away with murder”

Except they each have different methods so they compile it into a how-to guidebook

Remus would be lying if he said he didn’t seriously consider it

Sirius has definitely suggested letting moony and padfoot fuck on a full moon

“He’s my baby, he’s so sweet and perfect” I say as he brutally murders twelve people

James being more concerned he likes Regulus than the fact he likes men is real to ME

Regulus: *pouring his drink* Coffee or tea?

James: Coffee.

Regulus: Wrong, it’s tea.

Pandora: Hey guys, are you a poet, king, or soldier?

Pandora: I’m a poet for sure

Evan: I’m a king obviously. Barty?

Barty: *without hesitation* executioner

Evan: *romantic sigh*

I love how we measure our lives in years because each year is a revolution around the sun and we’re physically in the same place each year but we’ve changed and aged and the world is different but we’re going in the same circle over and over again and by nature life is both cyclical and progressive

Evan to Barty

he is so smart I want to crack his skull open and lick his brain