Peter Often Goes Unnoticed So He Has Become A Collector Of Marauders Secrets. He Starts Making Bets With

Lily attacked James when she started liking him because she thought he slipped her a love potion, only to be mortified when she realized he hadn’t. James, of course, was ecstatic.

I imagined that Pandora had once sewn and given each of her friends a doll for their birthday that looked like them. Barty and Evan got the same dolls. Whenever Barty is bored and alone, he takes his doll, takes Evan's doll, and pretends they're kissing (and doing other things the world doesn't want to know about, yk)

My roommate is watching Harry Potter while I’m reading Choices and I have a feeling we’re in very different worlds right now

Barty strutting on a treadmill listening to BRAT

“He’s my baby, he’s so sweet and perfect” I say as he brutally murders twelve people

Couldn’t stop thinking about cowboy Remus Lupin today and started smiling like a crazy person in the middle of class send help please

I'm sorry but "I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror" is soooo regulus black coded..

James being more concerned he likes Regulus than the fact he likes men is real to ME

Me when I read a 600,000 word fanfic: dude it’s not even that long, that flew by

Me when I see a long paragraph anywhere else: that’s… sooooo much wordsssss 😩

Sirius: if being sexy was a crime, I’d be in serving life in prison for multiple homicides

Remus: Sirius, you did go to prison for multiple homocides

Sirius: …because I’m so sexy