Idc, What Anyone Says, Arctic Monkeys' "Do I Wanna Know" Is How Remus Loves Sirius, And Hoziers Ver Of

The slytherin skittles do a presentation night but ALL of them accidentally do “how to get away with murder”

Except they each have different methods so they compile it into a how-to guidebook

James Potter’s life plan

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

“He’s my baby, he’s so sweet and perfect” I say as he brutally murders twelve people

James Potter never sits down while eating. Like he’ll just stand by the counter and eat while talking to everyone or he gets up constantly but he can never just sit down and eat a meal

Lily attacked James when she started liking him because she thought he slipped her a love potion, only to be mortified when she realized he hadn’t. James, of course, was ecstatic.

Evan Rosier does sock shoe sock shoe

Barty, Pandora, Peter, Mary, and Lily are left handed.

James, Remus, Regulus, Evan, Marlene, and Dorcas are all right handed.

Sirius was supposed to be left handed but his parents made him only use his right and now he’s right handed.

Sirius: James’ eyes are brown, right?

Regulus: No. They’re hazel with flecks of brown and gold when the light hits them just right.

Sirius: And when was the last time he smiled?

Regulus: Yesterday morning at 11:30 a.m. when he laughed at something Remus said.

Sirius: What about his favorite animal?

Regulus: Red pandas, because they’re really cute and soft even though them being endangered makes him sad.

Sirius: Uh-huh. And when’s my birthday?

Regulus:

Sirius: When’s my birthday, Regulus.

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