Let The Soft Animal Of Your Body KILL KILL ATTACK KILL WITH YOUR TEETH RIP IT WITH YOUR TEETH YOUR TEETH

Josh: the wine you may find this funny but i shit you not i laughed at this for at least five minutes while getting weird looks from others in the grocery store fuck you Josh for making this wine that made me laugh so hard

the way khonshu was like

i’m just gonna appear in random places and be super ominous and scary to mess with steven

like what was the reason other than to torment the poor boy

while we were watching judge judy my sister just asked my grandpa what his name was and my mom responded by yelling “im batman” from the kitchen where she was making burgers

I WANNA BE ABLE TO SPEAK SPANISH SO BAD THIS ISNT EVEN A SHITPOST I JUST NEED IT

the system getting their ears pierced

marc, and who hates the idea: if you do this, i’m not gonna buy us another fish

steven, whose idea it was: oh, come on. it’ll look nice. and it can’t be that bad

also steven: *immediately letting marc take control after the needle hits his skin*

y’all my tumblr is slacking. i had to find out from tiktok that DAVID TENNANT IS THE DOCTOR AGAIN

WTF

is this loss

I cant wait for Jake to show up so Layla can have a third boyfriend

i was always wondering why steven’s accent sounded kinda weird. like it felt kinda out of place. and steven also over uses british slang. like a lot.

then i realized that steven’s britishness is based on marc’s subconscious idea of britishness.

marc is the host personality, as he fronts the most.

i did some research on DID for this post, but i’m not an expert or anything so forgive me if i say something wrong.

“These perceptions about oneself which originate from diverse perspectives, aggregate around multiple foci. Related emotions, thoughts, and behavior styles are linked to these foci over time. These aggregates become alter personalities following repeated utilization.”

so steven was formed from an american mind? and that’s why he’s so stereotypically british?? right???