Breaking Bad Au Where Instead Of Meth Theyr Making Fursuits

stranger things spoilers

the hobbit and lotr spoliers

with all these stranger things and lotr parallels, i would like to present:

eddie and dustin as aragorn and frodo

Oh your blorbo is your precious baby?

Mine is my little chewtoy. I just wanna bite him over and over again and grind him between my teeth and drool while he squeaks and squeals all high pitched.

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP OVER LAYLA

the fact that marc bought steven another fish when gus died is amazing by itself. but

“like i told you yesterday, all the fish have two fins”

marc was looking specifically for a fish with one only fin. he cares about steven even if doesn’t show it

I WANNA BE ABLE TO SPEAK SPANISH SO BAD THIS ISNT EVEN A SHITPOST I JUST NEED IT

they had the perfect opportunity to have benedict cumberbatch as doctor strange say “no shit, sherlock”, but they had him say “no shit, genius” instead. i’m appalled.

My little sister is creating a slave army on Minecraft. She’s building houses with dungeons in the basements and filling them with villagers. She’s only seven, but I’m pretty sure she’s already building her empire.

i NEED someone to get married Elizabeth Swan and Will Turner style. PLEASE

ofmd spoilers

Not “Stede” getting crushed by a harpsichord in episode 10 after saying we must face the music when they were found by the Spanish.

I know it’s just an expression but that’s funny come on.

yeah no i gave up on that one brother

i want to put together a montage thing of all the times someone got lucky despite having “bad luck” in bullet train so just mentally preparing myself for the amount of hours it’s gonna take.