„Why Do You Love Him More Than Me“ Ahh Pose

Matt: *does stupid shit*

Foggy:

redrew a mattfoggy scene bc of the daredevil brainrot wdym born again's day after tomorrow (my friend said this looked like a meme so. made it one)

trying to break into the furry scene what do you guys think of my newest ocs

abc hire me instead of that man no watermarks and no bubbles version only on patreon

Bobby Nash dad through and through. only a dad repeatedly drops a bizarre piece of self lore that has somehow never come up in years and walks away. oh you were a childhood figure skating champion? oh your mom is a televangelist? and also not dead? your wife just found this out too? this is the guy whose known lore has a body count in the triple digits btw. I love Bobby so bad

Bobby: Today I realised I'm old.

Athena: What happened?

Bobby: I fell in the hall and instead of laughing, Buck came running to see if I was ok.

Athena:

Bobby: I saw fear in his eyes.

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Oh my fucking god, PERFECT

finally got a hozier needle drop BUT AT WHAT COST

No ties here. Everything that matters is in Texas.

eddie in el paso right now: so the bill is taking forever and the game starts in like 45 minutes and buck knows nothing so he keeps getting distracted asking all these questions - we're running out of time. i slam down some cash and we run outside and boom: boot. he's totally clueless. like what the hell man, LA parking is four dollars to even consider parking somewhere, you thought you could park on the corner of a 4 way lane? haha yeah he's crazy. but we were already crunched for time, and he's starting to call his captain for advice, so i just changed the tire and left the boot there! haha. what if they had his info? what does it matter, they wouldn't say anything. he has a medal of valor

they're living together when they go on their first date but buck is dead set on doing it right. it has to be perfect. it's eddie. it's the rest of his life. he has to make it perfect. and also a little bit silly. because that's them! they've done all the heavy stuff couples have, now they get this light little first step which is heavy in its own way but it's them. so they get ready together in their house and it's totally normal and fine and neither of them are freaking out about what to wear because they're too busy ogling the other until suddenly buck just vanishes. eddie hears the front door open and close and he's just kind of stood in his room clueless and then there's a knock on the front door and eddie opens it and buck is there with flowers he'd stashed in his truck and eddie is blushing and rolling his eyes and laughing all at once and buck kisses his cheek and asks if he's ready to go and eddie says just gimme a sec to put these flowers in some water and buck nods and tells him his carriage awaits and it's so dumb but eddie loves him so much and buck loves the way eddie laughs at him when he's ridiculous. and the date goes. well, it goes a bit awkwardly at first but they settle into it quick and they share a dessert and buck pays and then they drive home. and buck walks eddie up to the door and says i had a really good time tonight and eddie says yeah me too and because he's caught onto the game buck's playing he beats him to the punch and leans back against the door with a cheeky little grin and asks if buck wants to come in for a nightcap and buck blushes and says i really shouldn't, don't want you to get the wrong impression and eddie raises his eyebrows and says we're ending tonight in the same bed anyway and buck goes ooh confident i like it and eddie rolls his eyes and buck leans in to kiss him just a chaste quick thing and whispers goodnight eddie against his mouth and then he's walking down the driveway as eddie reboots and eddie will shout buck get your ass home. now.