i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him
hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
im quitting tumblr
jungkook when he somehow ends up in the same location as trisha paytas’ baby and past life instincts kick in
Bless you.
Older sibling response is weird like i want to make sure you've eaten, i DO want to bully you, i want to protect you, i want to fireman carry and body slam u on the couch and tell u to go to bed, i want to make up bullshit lies about how things work and see how long u believe it, i would kill for you, ur gross, u will forever be an infant to me, stop touching my stuff, chill out ur like 10, im proud of you, etc etc im sorry that even tho i was the test run the adults found New and Interesting ways to fuck up with you
If I hear anyone complaining about Rhen being annoying, or stupid I’ll gladly remind you (with my fists) that that boy has been through years of abuse and trauma and has a myriad of mental health issues because of that
If I see ONE more YA book being titled
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I’m seriously gonna lose it. This is the worst trend in YA since love triangles. Every book sounds like the same thing.
That moment when you just finish a book you completely fell in love with, but there's no fanart
everyday i wake up thinking about “if she touched me with any kind of gentleness, i would collapse against her”
Avatar AU where Aang stays in the iceberg and Katara is mistakenly believed to be the Avatar after she “earthbends” a rock by moving the ice inside it.
Instead of telling the truth and letting everyone down, she and Sokka pull on an elaborate charade and go on a journey to convince the world that the Avatar is back.
the real reason why ouran high school host club is such a good show is because it’s actually a found family anime disguised as a harem anime
Wonderful day to post this set again.
By Eli Rezkallah.
CW: animal abuse, animal death
Please help ending the shark fin trade for good! EU-petition: https://www.stop-finning-eu.org/ More petitions: http://chng.it/zfr2sGHwVv https://www.change.org/p/florida-legislature-please-make-florida-a-state-that-doesn-t-allow-the-sale-and-trade-of-shark-fins https://www.change.org/p/amazon-tell-amazon-to-ban-the-sale-of-shark-souvenirs
Read, breadstick, weed
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And I still remember
💫3rd of December💫
its fucking dember.
I don't watch/read alot of DC but when I do I love it when they portray Batman as a GOOD man. One that knows what it's like to be scared and alone, and tries to help others through that horrible feeling.
Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?
I once made an authors note explaining that my Mom had a miscarriage and caught a rare decease that only 1 in every 10 people survive and asked them to forgive me for updating a couple days late....I didn't understand why they were freaking out so much till right now.
I love and appreciate fanfic authors, but I read their notes and I have to wonder what fucked up shit they did in a past life to make god hate them so much. Like why do the worst things happen to fanfic authors and they just brush over it. I’ll be reading a fluffy fic and the notes will be “hey sorry the fic is late both my parents died, I’m in hospital right now, and my house burnt down. anyway hope u enjoy this chapter!!“ bro???? Are you okay?????
You mean Loki and Mobius🤨☝🏾
no one:
me: hero/villain ocs where the villain acts like a tough cocky dom in battle but is actually the biggest sub who just wants to be railed by the hero😳
reblog and put in the tags a stranger you have not forgotten and think about occasionally
😂
I mean I am a funny person😌💅🏾
Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you
Missing the time change
Idk I just hate the thought of looking at a clock and blinking as it changes.
I also have a weird fear of sitting on woodchips and Sawdust
reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons
it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly
girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level
there is no heterosexual explanation for this.
I miss you baby<3
Marco Bodt was a good boy who deserved nothing but a life of happiness and love. Not tears and betrayal. Reblog if you agree
YES! I swear to God it so FUCKING annoying, especially when I filter out the Er3ri tag but they still end up together somehow
CAN
I PLEASE
JUST
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
FIND A FUCKING EREJEAN FIC
THAT DOESNT START AS EREJEAN
AND END AS ERERI
sometimes you just gotta put your hand up your shirt and hold ur boob and thats life