The First Tumblrina Pope

no because. how can you be sure its actually clean of the last drink that was dispensed from it??? do they just have a System of Rotating Straws attached to the drinks in there that switch around like a fuckin 8-track CD as to avoid using a Communal Dispensing Pipe that would become contaminated (see attached figure)???? Do they wash it out with water???? so many questions

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

A hero without a cape

Abbreviations

DNDND

- A dnd themed sex shop, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos

DNDNDND

- A dnd themed sex shop with an all-american restaurant on the side, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos and Diners

DNDND-D&D

- DNDND the sex shop for all your dungeon needs at a reasonable price, now with a mobile option, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos (now with) Drive-thrus and Deals

DNDNDNDNDNDWD&D

- the DnDnDnD themed show where Matt mercer visits many locations across america, while also finding great deals on minis and sandwich, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos and Diners and Dragons and Dives with Deals and Delis

doomed yuri

A dark wizard hathe trapped you in th' orb againe

Woah mama not again!

we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

OH MY GOD IF YOU HOLD DOWN THE HEART BUTTON ON A POST IT EXPLODES INTO MULTIPLE HEARTS??????

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

enough about the timeloop I wanna hear about the post-timeloop.

person who just got over the horror of being trapped and settled into a comfortable routine...but then the timeloop breaks and they struggle to reacclimatize. person trapped in a loop for years who grieved their loved ones—who are suddenly back and acting like nothing happened (because for them nothing did). teenager who aged physically and mentally during the timeloop and now they're so much older than they're supposed to be. random strangers who were trapped in a loop together relieved to get away from each other at last, but feeling oddly bereft of familiar company. service worker who is pissed as fuck to have to go back to work