This Girl Is An Actual Hero And We Need To Donate To Her Defense Fund Please

NO. THEY DONT THEY HAVE ONE CONTINUOUS HOLE

woah mama i'll help you start some stupid discourse: how many holes are in a straw?

Woah mama straws have two holes

been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

tennis is harder for empaths because you feel what the ball feels

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

Something something that one horse race thing I have no clue about

Hits Cyan horse with the fat queer woman with joint problems beam

Something I've come to realize is that the internet LOVVEEESS weird sports. 17776 had football, blaseball was a feverish dream of passion and blood rain and peanuts. Now HorseRaceTests is conventionally just a bunch of vague horse shapes bouncing on a wall until one gets the carrots. Truly there is no reason for literally all of my friends to be talking about it yet here we are! We love sport.

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth