Weedpetergriffin - Joe Mama

NO. THEY DONT THEY HAVE ONE CONTINUOUS HOLE

woah mama i'll help you start some stupid discourse: how many holes are in a straw?

Woah mama straws have two holes

how to i get tumblr to not think im ftm😭😭😭 help... i keep getting recommended the FTMblr community and i appreciate it but i went the other direction im like the inverse function of that mathematically

Neil!!!

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

doomed yuri

no because. how can you be sure its actually clean of the last drink that was dispensed from it??? do they just have a System of Rotating Straws attached to the drinks in there that switch around like a fuckin 8-track CD as to avoid using a Communal Dispensing Pipe that would become contaminated (see attached figure)???? Do they wash it out with water???? so many questions

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss