Stardew Valley Valentines, Send Them To Your Sweethearts And Friends

“AND THEN, IN 21 SECONDS, DOORKNOB DASHES TO THE FINISH LINE AND MAKES A RECORD OF THE FASTEST RACE IN HRT HISTORY”

Abbreviations

DNDND

- A dnd themed sex shop, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos

DNDNDND

- A dnd themed sex shop with an all-american restaurant on the side, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos and Diners

DNDND-D&D

- DNDND the sex shop for all your dungeon needs at a reasonable price, now with a mobile option, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos (now with) Drive-thrus and Deals

DNDNDNDNDNDWD&D

- the DnDnDnD themed show where Matt mercer visits many locations across america, while also finding great deals on minis and sandwich, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos and Diners and Dragons and Dives with Deals and Delis

separate post for cyan and white because they mean everything to me

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

how to i get tumblr to not think im ftm😭😭😭 help... i keep getting recommended the FTMblr community and i appreciate it but i went the other direction im like the inverse function of that mathematically

thoughts on bathrooms?

Scary

Something something that one horse race thing I have no clue about

Hits Cyan horse with the fat queer woman with joint problems beam

we really out there making fun of abby for eating rocks when the farmer swallows whole ass plates huh

OH MY GOD IF YOU HOLD DOWN THE HEART BUTTON ON A POST IT EXPLODES INTO MULTIPLE HEARTS??????

NO. THEY DONT THEY HAVE ONE CONTINUOUS HOLE

woah mama i'll help you start some stupid discourse: how many holes are in a straw?

Woah mama straws have two holes