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I'm trying so hard not to laugh, TF YOU MEAN "our spaces"????

(For as far as i know) PROSHIPPERS started the selfshipping thing. ANTIS were the ones throwing tomatoes at us because it was "So cringe" and that we should "Separate fiction from reality" and shit like that (Correct me if i'm wrong)

Bro bffr

The dude NOBODY invited:

neuship culture is being like "WAIT THERE'S AN ANTISHIP MASCOT WHO IS ALSO A NAZI???????" while reading up on fandom history and asking your older, proship friend if they new anything about said mascot

If your friend was hanging around the proship tag or on proshippers-against-censorship's account in October last year, they may have seen her going around. I'll stick a picture of her below the cut.

While the art does not have any nazi symbols, the style of the art looks waaayyy too much like nazi propaganda posters.

right, but then try rewriting this with literally any other comparison between media and irl crime

villain fans when you say that liking fictional murder is just as bad as being a murderer in real life

like what do you find so attractive about fictional murder? if you wouldn't commit murder in real life and risk going to jail and everyone hating you then what makes it morally and socially acceptable to find fictional, murderous villains attractive?

they're literally the same as real murderers, the height, voices, looks/appearance, (kinda varies) the personality, and since y'all LOVE TO SAY THIS for some reason, cannibalism as a metaphor for love

this is exactly what i mean when i say all villain fans are or will become murderers one day whether they wanna admit it or not.

this is also the same logic that homophobes/transphobes use to censor lgbtq+ literature and media portrayals because reading and enjoying those things and seeing them normalized in the media will turn their kids gay and therefore rotten in their eyes.

shit, you play violent video games? you're gonna kill people someday! your favorite character is mean and has abused people? well i guess you're just gonna end up being like that person. it's not like you could ever know the difference between fiction and real life or have the self control and self awareness to separate the two, that's impossible. that doesn't exist actually, b-because... it just doesn't, okay!?

these people fail to understand that liking something in fiction does not immediately translate to you condoning it in real life or becoming that way. it is such a strange concept to them.

REPEAT AFTER ME:

GAY CODED IS A THING BECAUSE GAY PEOPLE ARE STILL STIGMATIZED

SIBLING CODED IS NOT A THING BECAUSE BEING SIBLINGS IS NOT STIGMATIZED.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SNEAK BEING SIBLINGS PAST THE CENSOR

IN FACT, A LOT OF GAY CODED CHARACTERS GET TURNED INTO SIBLINGS OR COUSINS JUST TO GET THEM BY THE CENSOR SO THEY CAN SHOW THEM BEING AFFECTIONATE WITHOUT CUTTING IT OUT

THINK SOMETIMES AND REMEMBER THAT CANON DOESN'T MATTER IN FAN WORK BECAUSE FAN WORK DOESN'T CHANGE CANON

We finally have YURI!!!

(I forgot about Silent Salt ngl)

Us Beast x Ancient fans just can't stop winning... Every Beast-Yeast update gets more and more suspicious... Silent Salt update is gonna have Salt walking up to White Lily with flowers in one hand and an engagement ring in the other

dear have you somehow have been stalking my silly little notes.... bcus ive been having the same train of thought ever since ep 7???

like i modified this silly little chart when ep 8 came out.... how did you know...... for all i know you've been haunting my numerous burningcheese fanfic drafts too..... /j /silly

ok but seriously. RIGHT???? I KNOW I WASNT INSANE WHEN I THOUGHT IT. with every update the beasts get even more.... like that???? huh??? someone sedate me please

like Mystic Flour hides her feelings (ofc Dark Cacao still sees right through her) so it's not shown that much -> Burning Spice gains an intense menhera/yandere obsession with Golden Cheese -> Shadow Milk OUTRIGHT SAYS THE MOST. INSANE THINGS TO PURE VANILLA -> and now Eternal Sugar is fully getting so close to Hollyberry's face and batting her eyelashes, holding her hands tenderly, taking her on a romantic flying date.....

you're right dear merchant, atp Silent Salt is just going to fully get down on one knee within 5 secs of meeting White Lily or something

Motherfuckers on crk tiktok will look you dead in the eyes and tell you that there is NO romance or romantic tension here????

THE HEART RIBBON AROUND THEM? THE HEART PETALS? THE ABSOLUTELY UNEEDED CLOSENESS THAT WAS STILL ADDED? PAVLOVA(who i see as cupid-like) POINTING HIS ARROW AT THEM LIKE CUPID???

even if you dont play the game you can definitely see the tension i swear

"gooner" this, "gooner" that, can we all stop fucking pretending that enjoyment of literally anything sexual is some inherent evil plaguing society

there's nothing wrong with sexy character designs

there's nothing wrong with enjoying porn

kill the puritan in your head

crazy how "i dont like/support these things outside of fiction" is immediately invaild when a proshipper says it