Why Are Taxi Drivers Either The Slowest Motherfuckers You've Ever Had The Pleasure Of Sharing A Vehicle

Still be careful about what you use him in, as Disney is likely still going to be very protective of their mascot!

(Not a lawyer by any means, just don't want anyone to get in trouble on this ceremonious day)

mickey going public domain on jan 1st 2024

Pokepinion-Tober 9

WE BACK.

so far we've done: Dragalge, Skuntank, Cramorant, Lechonk, Delibird, Elgyem, Dusclops, and Axew.

9 Bulbasaur

The very first Pokémon in the dex, and my god what a beginning. This little guy is always who I pick in a Kanto playthrough. He's just super cute.

I like the green colours they chose, they invoke the grassiness of Bulbasaur, while still being nice looking. He's also smiling! Look at that smile.

7/10. Very classic. Very cute.

The FNaF trailer!

Okay... So. To the people who have watched: The Hunger Game's movies. You might know the actor for Peeta. Right? Well... It's the same actor for the security guard in the trailer/movie and I literally can't unsee it pleasesendhelpIcedidthis to me blelghlelggg

So I'm certainly not the first person to notice this but I've literally never seen anyone else talk about it so screw it. i will

Scarlet and Violet seem to have his really big theme with the characters and them defying expectations and having things you just wouldn't expect (I hope I'm explaining this well lol)

Honestly there's too many examples to list them all so I'm going to stick with Team Star because I love them.

Even the whole storyline has this as the thing because you're introduced to them as just these delinquent kids who cause trouble but as you go through the story you learn that there's way more to them than just that and that they're honestly pretty nice.

Giacomo being a dark type trainer can weigh into this as dark types can be associated with evil acts and criminals in Pokémon but he ain't evil. Also having someone part of the evil team but also being a huge rule stickler in the past is contrast as well.

Mela being really shy underneath her outward appearance works like this too as she looks threatening and mean but is just shy is contrast. It also works and goes against preconceived notions with fire trainers in the franchise being loud and boisterous (there are other exceptions though like Kabu).

Atticus follows through with the previous trends of poison trainers being ninjas but breaks other things. Like having him interested in sewing and having him make all the clothes goes against gender stereotypes in a way y'know like a male character sewing???

(again I know that he isn't the first Pokémon character to break gender ideas but let me gush ok)

And then there's Ortega who is a very cutesy fairy trainer but also is kind of the meanest in the team and like openly insults people semi-regularly. Also having the fairy specialist being the mechanic is kind contrasty because fairies are weak to steel so yeah. Also rich boy mechanic, you love to see it

Eri is certainly the most intimidating looking of the team but in probably like one of the nicest people in this game. Also unrelated but I like how frilly and princessy her clothes are and she even has a cute little tiara but she also could beat you up like you don't have to choose between being a princess and beating people up.

And then Penny

Oh boy Penny

Like shy nerd is the true mastermind??? Like who could've thunk it and like even though she looks very non threatening and sweet and stuff she stole from practically like the school board/government and nearly gets away with it. Another bit is like she sounds so confident and mysterious as Cassiopeia but the we get to see PENNY and she's so shy and stammering and it's just perfect.

so TLDR: I really like Team Star and breaking expectations.

Ask Game!

When asking please specify if you're asking Ice or Air, otherwise it will likely just be the first one who sees it. Thank You!!!

⚽️: Do you play any sports?

💕: Do you believe in soulmates?

😂: What's a dumb joke that always makes you laugh?

🎧: What's your favourite song(s)?

🛫: Have you ever been out of your home country?

🔔: What's your favourite school subject?

👮🏻‍♂️: What's your dream job?

📖: Do you like to read? What's your favourite book?

🎢: Do you like roller coasters?

⭐️: Do you have much knowledge of space

🤓: Are there any fandoms that make you geek out?

😤: What's a pet peeve for you?

🌈: What's your favourite colour?

🌗: Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

👻: Do you believe in ghosts?

Ask Away! And don't limit yourself to those questions, ask anything you'd like!

Pokepinion-tober: 5

Pokémon. Generate. Random. Opinions.

So far we got: Dragalge, Skuntank, Cramorant, and Lechonk

5: Delibird

I love penguins.

Look at the santa bird! So weird but I do love him. Sure he may absolutely suck ass in battle, but at least the baby is cute.

And the name sounding like delivered because that's what santa does and this little bird does it too. And the fluffy neck fluff looks like a santa beard.

7/10. Not christmas time yet, but soon my friend, soon.

#1 spotify song is so boring what’s ur #100

Every time I've announced that I'm Aro/Ace in a friend group or a crowd, 3 more Aro/Aces pop up. They end up being some of the best people I've ever met and I hope this tells everyone;

Even if you feel like you're alone, there's always a new friend or an amazing person in the crowd.

paldea elite four

CUTIESSSSSS

💕  Happy Pride month from Joltik !!!  💕