Waxingwitch - 🌒🌓 Maisie Muffin 🌔🌕

Didn't have "see your political action philosophy expressed by Jorts the cat" on my 2025 bingo card.

All cats are anarchists.

Probably like 80% of cat owners are also anarchists.

Fill every drawer in the U.S. Treasury with glitter and a note that says Go to Hell.

Fat ass

IF GARFIELD WERE A CATGIRL SHE'D BE FAT!!!!!! SHE'D BE FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T FUCKING MAKE GARFIELD SKINNY!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARFIELD IS THE ANTITHESIS OF SKINNINESS!!!!!!!! GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HURT YOU REALLY REALLY BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its ok to be skinny

no it isnt everybody get fat

soft weight gain is the best.

your partner knowing you’re a little stressed recently so they start baking your favorite treats and bringing them to you when you’re not feeling the best, just to see a smile on your face.

(those sweet treats start to add up, but who’s complaining?)

coming home or waking up to fresh, filling meals because they know you had a hard day and don’t feel like cooking. them always adding just a little more then necessary to your plate, because nothing makes them happier than seeing you full and blissed out in your seat, a sated look on your face.

taking you out for romantic dates at restaurants they know you love and treating you to whatever you feel like, and however much you want. not judging or laughing when you order seconds, then thirds, then a dessert just to top it off. they even hand over their leftovers to you when you scrape the bottom of your plate, grinning because you haven’t look happier than you do right now.

coming up behind you while you’re standing around the house and admiring their work, one hand slowly drifting under your shirt while they press a lazy kiss to your neck. something about your new softness entrances them.

they can’t ever keep their hands to themselves now. during movie night, they lay their head on your soft belly, content to slowly drift off to the lazy sound of your stomach digesting and the occasional crinkle of wrappers as you snack on the candy they had gifted you.

them loving you no matter what size you’re at, and just appreciating you for who you are. they love you in your entirety, and if you gain a little weight? well, that’s just more for them to love.

childhood

beautiful angel named hrt weight gain

hi i'm not a pig or a 'pile of lard' and i haven't ruined my body and i'm not a slob, i'm a soft and cute fat girl who likes getting softer and i don't want to be humiliated without consent✨✨

A sleeping Pokémon.

PriDEMONth!!! 🏳️‍🌈👑🥳💖🎉🪩

(A little late to the parade, sorry 😅)