the only bella coronavirus au’s I will accept are the ones where bella realizes the politicians of the country would let a million people die in the streets as long as the rich got theirs and subsequently convinces the cullens to eat the rich. no i will not be accepting criticisms at this time
this was a long undertaking but i’m beyond excited to post what i believe is the most comprehensive daemon-finding quiz to date, featuring 34 categories of animals and over 320 total possible outcomes! from insects to owls to seals to wild cats, you’re sure to find a unique result that fits your personality.
tag or comment what your daemon would be! :) mine’s a cocker spaniel!
EDIT: the quiz has two parts, the category which this post links to (34 options), and then the specific animal within that category (5-15 options) which you’re linked to once you get your result!
Some concepts:
Boys who teach their non-witch boyfriends about witchcraft
Boys who aren’t witches but still get excited everytime their witch bf talks about witchcraft
Boys who become witches together and practise everything with each other
Boys buying each other witchcraft supplies and drawing sigils on them
Boys making personal sigils for each other
Witch boys supporting each other’s craft and practising together to grow as individuals
Love, Simon may have its issues, like everything, but it made me cry when I first watched it because it was the FIRST time I ever felt represented in the media.
The adults in it are amazing. His parents not caring and treating him the same. Ms Albright defending him in front of the whole school.The vice principal wearing the pride badge.
Simon's reaction to his forced outing. His raw emotion, the ugly crying, him distancing himself from the people he loves.
The whole scene with the ferris wheel, I SOBBED my heart out because I finally saw two gay people kiss on screen. I couldn't see myself in them (because they weren't women) but it made me so genuinely happy.
So yeah. Fuck the people that thought gay teens didnt need Love, Simon. I've seen a ton of straight movies and , while some might be cute, I've never actually FELT anything toward them.
I thought I wasnt a fan of love stories.
Turns out, I'm just not a fan of the same love stories done over and over and over again.
Ass it turns out, I'm only a fan of love stories that I can relate to.
Some of my favorite moments from the Sense8 finale:
Lito using the most stereotypical French disguise complete with giant baguettes, beret and a fake mustache
Mun showing up straight outta nowhere to save Sun, and them just being absolutely, sickeningly lovestruck in general
Dani reading Whispers for filth
The Squad enthusiastically pretending to be blissfully ignorant tourists in Naples
Kala being like, I know y’all are sad about me getting shot but can someone please try to resuscitate me first thanks a bunch
The return of Wolfgang’s bazooka
Lito directly telling Wolfgang “We love you”
Mun saying he met Sun’s family and it cutting to him meeting Jindo
That end montage flashing back to when the couples first met
The very last shot of the entire series being of Nomi and Amanita’s rainbow dildo
A random thought: I feel like me and Theet display more physical affection towards each other day to day now than we would if he were corporeal, cause if he were corporeal we would be more concerned about giving off a more stoic and cool appearance.
Playful, Intelligent, Defensive, Protective, Social, Charming, Resourceful, Fun-loving, Adaptable, Night-Owl, Mischevious
Conspiracy theory : it was Lord Boreal who left the Starbucks cup in game of thrones’ world after crossing the wrong window
Candles
Burning Herbs
Using Ashes
Bonfires to Raise Energy
Burning Petitions
Melting Things
Water Bowl Spells
Enchanting Water
Using Spiritual Waters + Colognes
Sprays
Soaking Items
River Magic
Verbal Spells
Blowing Air / Smoke
Incense
Bells
Sound Bowls
Wind Cleansing
Storm magic
Salt Bowls
Burring Items
Plants + Herbs
Crystals
Dirt Spell Jars
Making Terrariums
Plant Wards
love, simon (2018)
Timing:
• New moon, preferably in an earth sign, especially Taurus
• Do not perform on a waning moon, any waxing moon will do as needed
• Perform at sunrise
Supplies:
• 4 sachet bags preferably black
• A shovel or spade
• Black yarn or twine
• Salt (1 tsp per bag)
• Cinnamon (1 tsp per bag, or 7 drops essential oil per bag)
• Obsidian (1 piece as per bag)
• 28 Rose thorns (7 thorns per bag)
• chamomile ( 1 tsp dry or 7 drops essential oil per bag)
• Lavender (1 tsp dry or 7 drops essential oil per bag)
• Patchouli (1 tsp dry or 7 drops essential oil per bag)
Preparation:
Place all components in sachet bag as described. Below,
In bag 1 place: patchouli, obsidian, salt, and 7 rose thorns
In bag 2 place: lavender, obsidian, salt, and 7 rose thorns
In bag 3 place: chamomile, obsidian, salt, and 7 rose thorns
In bag 4 place: cinnamon, salt, obsidian, and 7 rose thorns
Dig 4 holes for the bags at the 4 corners of the property. They should be deep enough that about 6 inches of dirt cover the bags after they are placed.
At sunrise,
Intuit which hole to begin with,
Go to it,
Meditate in the way which works best for you.
Place bag 1 in the hole.
As you do, say
Element of earth I call to thee, by the power of you and earthen patchouli, of protective rose and salt to halt the steps of my foes, upon this place the protection of the earth shall grow.
Cover the hole,
Move to the next hole,
Place bag 2 In the hole,
As you do say
“Element of air I call upon you, in companionship with lavender true, salt and rose that shall aid you, defend this space as if it were a sacred tomb
Move to the next hole:
Place bag 3 in the hole,
As you do say,
“Element of water i invoke thee, come and work with chamomile too maintain peace, with thorn of rose and salt of the earth, within this space let only goodness be birthed”
Move to the next hole,
Place bag 4 in the hole,
As you do say,
Element of fire come and hear my desire, along with salt and thorn, lead by cinnamon, shall you see an enemy of mine, you shall defend against them, be it spirit, mind, or flesh, by this spell you will protect me your best”
Move to the front door of the home and look up,
Say:
“By four elements joined, and the word of my spell,
No being in any form who wishes me unwell, shall enter this home, by the four elements I sit upon safety, this is my fortress and throne”.
Paul (he/him) & Kleytos (he/him). We're so new into daemonism and witchcraft, so... Give us a chance.
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