I Am The Lorax

Lmao

Spent all of class coming up with this instead of taking notes. Enjoy

Edit: part 2 in the notes

(Transcribed under the cut)

gravity falls human bill AU where bill comes back as a human except instead of dropping in at the mystery shack, he appears outside of mabel and dipper’s house in piedmont

dipper and mabel have So Much explaining to do

their parents want to call the cops but mabel and dipper are like NO. DONT.

we canNOT let anyone know he’s here and alive. actually we might have to kill him.

parents, hearing their thirteen year olds casually discuss murder: WHAT

theyre like “we have to call the grunkles” and the parents are ?? plural? grunkleS?

then they have to back up nd explain ford

and all of that

this whole time bill is tied to a kitchen chair all gagged and blindfolded and yelling in annoyance

mabel and dipper are ignoring him and the parents are Very Much Not Ignoring Him

they call the grunkles and explain the situation and the parents hear a twin WHAT followed by a lot of yelling and swearing and crashing and then stan says “okay we’ll be there by tomorrow love you kids STAY SAFE BYE”

dipper: wait. if they’re getting here tomorrow then… what do we do with Bill in the meantime?

mabel, behind him holding a frying pan: i have an idea

parents: NO

they ungag him and it’s like. dipper and mabel armed with grappling hook + baseball bat plus their parents standing behind them trying to figure out if a) their kids are having a mental break and b) if they just kidnapped some random dude

these concerns are quickly allayed when bill starts threatening to kill everyone really loudly and graphically

then suddenly dipper is like. wait. if you could kill us by ripping our skin off our bones limb by limb…. why haven’t you don’t that already

bill:

Dipper:

bill:

dipper: ARE YOU POWERLESS

bill: nO-

mabel gets him with the frying pan

another gravity falls animation! :3 hope yall enjoy!

My gut reaction to this image was “what are those horses doing ON THE MOON” and I think that says a lot about my ability to comprehend images

by sashaelage

Frankenstein AU where the Creature, upon returning to seek terrible vengeance on Victor after realizing the tragic existence he's been forced into, takes a few days extra to actually, you know, observe Victor and see what he's like, to learn how best to enact his revenge. And he comes to the conclusion that, "Actually, I don't need to do anything, this idiot's going to ruin his own life without any outside interference, and I kinda wanna see how he does it."

Victor then proceeds to continue with his previously demonstrated levels of making good life choices, while now also constantly looking over his shoulder for his Creation and having the vapors at every little thing because oh noes, it's The Monster come back to Get Him-!!!

The Creature: (watching all this unfold through binoculars like it's a soap opera while sneaking in to help himself to Victor's larder and library when he feels like it, and also occasionally hiding small but vital objects, like Victor's keys or shaving blade, in weird spots in the house) Wow, it really does take an incredibly smart man to be quite this stupid, doesn't it?

ummmmmmmmmmmmm???

I think someone messed up just a smidge

Nope. That, my friend, is a shapeshifter.

Kinda surprised how many different animals can be black and tan

consider this… au where Queenie is alive… and the circus is some dumb vrchat thing 💥 🤯 …

Ok so….

There’s this one concept that is really funny to me

Imagine some ancient wizard, I’m talking hunched back gray hairs warts old wizard. He sends the heroes on a quest/joins their party and this whole time they treat him like one wrong wind is gonna blow him over, then one day they walk into his home, catching him off guard, and instead of some old wizard, they find a young, pretty man.

Like it would be so funny to me for this wizard to look like 25, and after not being taken seriously, starts using illusions/makeup to make himself look older so that people would respect him

And his party just so, so confused because they thought they were dealing with someone so fragile they could die of 1d4 sneezing damage, but instead their wizard is actually really healthy