I Found My Displacer Beasts At Walmart And GameStop!

Joy is stored in the wildly inaccurate Halloween skeleton

ummmmmmmmmmmmm???

I think someone messed up just a smidge

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

I only make it halfway through the sandwich (if that) before I’m like “this was a good sandwich. Now show me the ~mayonnaise bread~ and Meat!”

Didn’t know this was a thing other people did!

So yet another weird thing about me is that I like to taste sandwiches both together and in their individual pieces. For about the first 2/3 of a sandwich I eat it normally but in the last third I eat every piece separately.

I did this even as a kid but my dad got annoyed at me “dissecting” my food and kept telling me to stop. So this began a two decade long ruse where I pretended to be very bad at eating sandwiches.

I’m not dissecting my food, father. The sandwich is simply falling apart. Oh no. What a shame. Guess I’ll have to eat these bacon bits and lettuce separately.

I recently told my dad about this because I’m an adult now and can eat how I want and yeah he never caught on. He thought I was just incredibly bad at eating sandwiches this whole time.

Me in my wizard robes(apron) brewing sinister potions(tomato soup)

My DnD bard, Skelton, who is definately not just sans in a funny hat.

YES. VERY TRUE

crimis

Sooo…. I’ve been thinking on it, and so, in the original fairy tale the lindworm has a twin brother, and that slot could be taken up by moonjumper, who would be wanting to adopt bow (leading snatcher to get jealous and start up the main conflict) the witch who ultimately causes AND helps solve the whole giant dragon worm thing could be several people, but the ones I’ve narrowed it down to is Vanessa, Cooking Cat, or the Florist, but Vanessa could be well suited for one of the people the lindworm eats, cooking cat could very well suit the helpful maid, and the florist could be hat kid’s relative (aunt?) who she lived with before becoming prospective monster chow. Of course, all this is my own opinion, and if you’ve got something else I would be more than willing to listen!

If all of this made no sense to you, the people over at Overly Sarcastic Productions on YouTube did pretty good coverage on the Prince Lindworm myth, and there are also several good interpretations on ao3.

I think that a really cool au idea for a hat in time would be one based on the prince lindworm fairytale. Maybe not romantic, but there’s some dadcher potential… like it’s a story about a worm monster with no back legs who is secretly a prince who becomes human through the power of love/being hit with a really big stick, so I think that would be neat to do something with. I’m nowhere near talented enough to do anything with it though lol