I’m Going To Throw Myself Into The Sea

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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

I actually have hidden a Slenderman mini on every map of my virtual tabletop I’m planning to use for my next campaign. The plan is to wait until the players notice, and then act like I didn’t put it there.

Put the Slender Man in your campaign.

Look, I know, he's old news, but have a heart! He last got work like ten years ago, and he just needs one solid gig to get him back on his feet. He can still do the static thing, you know! Remember that? That was so cool in 2009! Everyone loved the static thing, right?

He doesn't have to be the Big Bad or anything, he'll settle for being a mook or random encounter. He spends all his time rewatching Marble Hornets and crying these days, just give him a cameo or something. One last hurrah for the guy who used to be the Big Name of internet horror. What do you say?

the campaign I ran this past year (ended now due to scheduling conflicts) had 2 warlocks with the Eldritch concept of a frog beyond human comprehension as a patron.

the Erdrich blasts were the frog licking the enemy with his long tongue.

Less Impressive Warlock Patrons

A metric fuckton of quasits who collectively add up to the power of one balor.

Mid tier internet celebrity who gives you instructions in the form of 3 hour video essays. That's how their eldritch blasts work too, incidentally.

Another Warlock! See, if you become patron to 10 warlocks, who become patrons to...

The Algorithm.

Keir Starmer

A really big guy. I know, I know, he doesn't sound like a patron, but you don't understand. He's really big.

Blorbo (From your show)

The Bit

The lifepath system from Traveller.

Undying Patron who's a gestalt of the souls of every monster you kill, that's why you get EXP from killing things.

1/1000th of a pact with a 1000 different patrons at once.

"Powerful Fiend" no-one else has heard of who bears a distinct resemblance to the warlock wearing a halloween devil costume. Odd that!

:) thanks I needed to hear this

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

@partycoffin

HE HAS ARIVED

But what if it was all a dream

I have two of these! I have a normal displacer beast and a translucent displacer beast, and also several old bakugan

I would say a bakugan is about the size of a human eyeball, maybe a little bigger. (For scale help)

Submission for weird dice Wednesday:

This big d20 turns into a dragon

(Bakugan for scale)

I have no idea how big a bakugan is. Maybe I just don't know sizes - Paper

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Submission for weird dice Wednesday. This big d20 turns into a dragon. Bakugan for scale )

do you love the color of the Idaho state senate advertisement?