Wasteofstardust

This was the literal wording of what he said. It’s canon to me.

Jeremy: She's pretty, right?

Translation: Is she prettier than me?

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

Madly into Andrew’s sense of humour, when he called Neil a Pinocchio — not just because he was a liar, but also because of Neil’s desperate desire to be a real boy.

norman fucking rockwell by lana del rey is about kevin day. no I will not elaborate.

sometimes i randomly remember jean saying “your brisket lungs” to andrew motherfucking minyard and i LOSE MY SHITTTTTTT

i love tree news

gorgeous art of Jean Moreau, but lowkey thought this was Jem Carstairs for a second 😭

Le petit prince

Jean Moreau really said my favourite colour is the colour of his eyes- I can’t with these gay ass bitches ahhh

Parabatai Love

“Emma, no.”

A book by Julian Blackthorn, co-written by Cristina Rosales, published by Diana Waybrun.

Based on the prequel:

“Jace, no.”

A book by Alexander Lightwood, co-written by Clarissa Fray, published by Isabelle Lightwood.

Based on the prequel:

”Matthew, no.”

A book by James Herondale, co-written by Cordelia Carstairs, published by Lucie Herondale.

Based on the prequel:

”Will, no.”

A book by Jem Carstairs, co-written by Tessa Gray, published by Charlotte Branwell.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO