Lover, You Should've Come Over

I was thrown off by "House, I believe you're a romantic" but omg did it get better

his faaaaceeeee omfg his expression is killing me sir why do you look like that i can't-

AND the way his face falls when wilson says "what makes you think i haven't put the moves on her?" ????

(yes yes i know they mean it in the way that house likes cameron but i choose to ignore that. In my mind it's because he's jealous that wilson flirts with someone else)

i wish doctors are real

me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

beats per minute!🩺

i need like 100k words of wilson exerting nonsexual dominance over house, just making him behave, ok maybe it can be a little sexual but like DAMN i just want wilson to tell him to sit down and shut up and he does it with minimal complaints

and its just robert sean leonard standing like a stick figurine

headcanons about dating james wilson <3

he cheats on you with house

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 4, episode 12: Don't Ever Change

Wilson got a gf just like House, asked why they shouldn't date and called them a couple

Verdict: GO TO TURBOHELL