Thinking About Years Of Everyone Arguing "are House And Wilson Fucking Or Not" And The Thing That Finally

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

have i said anythign yet about how in my opinion wilson’s chronic cheating is due to the fact that he can’t accept that he’s a closeted homosexual and he is going through women looking for some kind of spark that he’ll never really find, because he’s in love with house

imagine being wilson's wife (one of them anyway) and having to explain to your accountant that the tens of thousands of dollars in daily expenses from your joint bank account are your husband buying 1-3 meals per day for his codependent friend

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 7, episode 21: The Fix

Told a scientist he'd have sex with him if he wasn't a dork

Verdict: FRUITY

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

Never forget My Heart Will Go On is canonically Hilson's song according to House

can we talk about how wilson’s office is right next to house’s?

isn’t he supposed to be the head of oncology? babygirl, why aren’t you, idk, stationed in the oncology department? why do you just happen to have an office adjoined to your boybestfriend’s? why do your two offices have a connected balcony? why are you the only people in the whole hospital with a setup like that?? who put you guys together? cuddy? that’s like a teacher sitting students with crushes on each other at the same table. why does she let you stay there when she’s seen the situations it produces? does she ship it too? we know she does enjoy the insanity, to an extent. does the entire hospital have a betting pool on when house and wilson will finally get their shit together? probably.

these two dumbasses are so the main characters, its blatantly obvious that the entire world is built around them. i love it.

yes I searched up Wilson’s hand for this

"all in" is such a fun episode bc everyone looks hot and they're mostly having a good time. but can i point out wilson being cringe and cute:

when house calls him while he's still playing poker and he goes "if youre gonna mess with me wouldnt it be more fun doing it in person" aka i miss u can u come back 🥺

"keep your answers short and discreet" "the chicken is still in piccadilly square"

when he's scolding house for being obsessed with that patient he lost a decade ago meanwhile he literally remembers her too. by name even. like ok now who is obsessed with who

how excited he was giving house a play by play of how he won the poker tournament!! his tail was literally wagging hes like yeah i know youre going thru it rn but like i won :3

giggling about barnacle penis. wasnt even that funny my guy. u just have a crush