South-up Africa Looks Like A Chicken

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Hey can someone find the bootlicker photo that I've seen on here before? It's like, the bald guy and the boot is like, steel toed. Trying to send it to a "friend"

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them first…

What is going on with the world??

Y’all where’s my damn flowers

A few months ago I mentioned to my friend that she should buy her boyfriend flowers because more men should get flowers from their partner and she did it today and apparently he was shaking from excitement and emotions because he’s never recieved flowers before. So, anyway, get yo man some flowers.

When you watch a show that's giving you all kinds of feels so you wanna stop watching but you gotta keep going and suddenly you hate yourself and the show but love it at the same time

With the announcement of the cast for the Obi-Wan show I want to say IF ANY OF Y'ALL SAY ANYTHING BAD AGAINST MY BOY HAYDEN I WILL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT!! that is all

Lost in the sauce

everytime zuko goes out he leaves iroh a note that says “gone insane, back later”