Glad He Got Help

Random person said, "hey, you want to be friends?".

I didn't think much of it so I was like, "sure."

And then they fecking said, "snap?" And I was like oh sheet are they serious right now? Is this actually happening? Then the game ended so I pressed replay to see if they were there and they were gone

The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye

And I thought Christmas in July was bad

There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.

Unbelievable.

No one believes that young people know what they're talking about. I remember talking to my mom about something I learned in my government class and her telling me I was wrong. Even though I'd just learned it in my high school education, she refused to believe that she was wrong. The older generation, when confronted with information contrasting to their own, would rather believe they are right than admit they are wrong and learn new information that changes their viewpoint. My mom is a Democrat as well, she's better than lots of people her age, but she still believes in her own superiority

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

Quick, reblog this post with the best and/or worst pick up lines you know

Y’all realize that dude totally stole that idea right?

Chopsticks are just wooden tweezers for food

Favorite video of all time, always reblog